Anybody recognise this film?

Does anybody know anything about this French film? The spanking is wonderful for a mainstream cinema release, although I suspect that if it had happened in real life those delightful knickers would just have to have been pulled down to mid thigh.

That said, I just love the way that the man looks pensively at his smarting hand after he has finished correcting the girl and also the way that she goes to bed and lies next to her cuddly toy. Quite a delightful scene, all in all.

So what's the name of the film and does anyone know who the actor and actress are?

Whatever Happened to the Blushes Girls?

Does anybody remember these two little darlings? A chap who does has written to me asking for information about their careers, so here is what little I know:

They shot to fame in the early 1980s with What Bottoms Are For, and an edited version of that video with all the padding removed can be downloaded at the link.

They then went on to make School Reports, and the section featuring them can be found as Two For The Cane at this link. The original video featured the wonderful Anne Proto and that guy who always leered at the camera as he is known in the scene.

As I understand it the girls began their careers in the spanking parties of the day and by an amazing coincidence there seems to be a clip of them performing before a live audience in Spanking Party 2 which you can get by following the link. I say seems to be as the smaller girl is almost certainly the Blushes model, but I am not sure about her taller companion:

The problem with these girls is that they appear on the scene, shoot to stardom, and then just seem to wander off in a trance and are never heard from again. I reckon that the Blushes Girls could make a nice little earner going around the munches selling signed photos of themselves from back in the day.

If anybody has any more information about them please leave a comment in the box. There is at least one guy in England who wants to know!

Spanking the Bride

Does anybody know anything about this rather engaging little clip? It is obviously amateur footage and seems to show a bride on her wedding night receiving a first martial spanking from her new husband. Once she has been corrected to his satisfaction he bends her over so that he can exercise his marital rights over her.

We don't see either of their faces, but the bride is clearly middle aged and if you look closely from the 2.55 minute marker as she lifts her head it looks as if she is wearing a wig.

If anybody knows anything about this clip please leave a comment in the box.

Nigella Lawson: Naughty girl or battered wife?

I don't normally discuss matters like this, but the photos of Charles Saachi and his wife Nigella Lawson at a restaurant are attracting comments, so I thought that I would add my take to the mix.

Raven saw the photos before me and made the point that Nigella is adopting a classic submissive posture in most of the shots and it looks to me as if she is entering sub-space in some of them as well. Given the age difference between them, I reckon that this relationship is one of daddy-daughter and I am rather surprised that nobody else has pointed that out.

The good Raven then went on to say that she thought that Saachi was a prize chump for arguing with Nigella in public and should have damned well known that a public figure like her would attract the photographers whatever she does, so he should not have got involved in this public spat.

My view is that the devil is in the narrative that the press seems to want to create. They could have presented the photos as an example of "Naughty Nigella and a provocation too far," or something similar. When Anita Ekberg was spanked by her then husband in 1971, the noise was enough to awaken the dead and six Rome police arrived at the door to find out what the racket was all about. Once they knew that it was just a wife being spanked by her husband they left and the Times reported the story as "Shades of La Dolce Vita," an obvious play on the title of Ekberg's most famous film.

 So why is Charles Saachi being presented as a villain? Probably because he is a multi-millionaire and doing over an oligarch is seen by the middle class chatterers who write for the press these days as a good in itself.

That is a pity because there is a world of difference between a battered wife and one who behaves as Nigella seemed to be doing in those photos.

Anyone got any opinions?

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Miss Lindsay Mills

I take it that you have all been following the story of Edward Snowden, the National Security Council whistle-blower, who has now taken refuge in Hong Kong? The really sweet thing about all this isn't actually him, but his girlfriend, Lindsay Mills, because Lindsay likes to take pictures of herself. Without many clothes on...

I dunno about you lot, but I have always enjoyed the sight of a pretty girl who likes taking selfies without many clothes on of course. I think to myself as I study her from every angle that there is a girl who really is so very naughty that a damned fine spanking is exactly what she needs.

So I award an Order of the Burning Buttocks to the lovely Miss Lindsay Mills for being just such a tease.

Now come here, you naughty little girl: you know that you deserve this!

An Antique Cane

Do you like the cane? I bought it in an antique shop for £15.00 on Monday. The shop is in the small town of Moffat, a rather agreeable place just north of the Anglo-Scottish border. I stopped there to have a look around and then found the antique shop quite by chance. I went in to see if they had any ivory handled shaving brushes as I have been after one for some time, but alas they had not seen any for years. I was when I was walking around that I saw the glass case with this quite magnificent cane in it.

The case also contained some books, an army cap, and what seemed to be a swagger stick, as well as this amazing implement of corporal correction.

I asked the shopkeeper if he knew the provenance of what I called the long swagger stick, and he told me that the case contained the effects of a now deceased army veteran who had served overseas for many years. He had been in the Black Watch, but the man could not give me any more information. The old fellow had died some years earlier and the bulk of his possessions had already been sold off.

Given that a swagger stick was in the case it is highly likely that this man was a senior NCO and would probably have been responsible for disciplining the native servants, probably those belonging to a senior officer whose house the NCO ran. We will never know where he served, but it is unlikely to have been Africa as canes like this seem to belong more to South and East Asia then anywhere else.

As you can see from this photograph, the cane has been well used over the years. The end is splitting slightly and for some reason the knobbly end and the first four inches or so just below it were varnished at some point. That varnish has now almost entirely gone, which is further proof that this cane was in regular use.

We will never know why our soldier brought the cane over to Scotland when he completed his service abroad. He may had had a wife who needed to be kept in line, or he may have kept it on his wall as a memento of the glory years when orders were barked and rumps were roasted.

Samantha Cameron: Beach Bum

I must confess that I've never really thought of Samantha Cameron with anything other than indifference until I saw this photo today. Yes, she does have a smackable rear end, doesn't she?

The tits are a bit scrawny as you can see from the photo below which was taken in August of last year. Given that Dave has filled a cabinet with big tits you kind of wonder where he went wrong, but all in all she's not a bad bit of stuff.

Cheers: Egotastic!

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Andrea Benítez

Let's give an Order of the Burning Buttocks to Miss Andrea Benítez, the youngest daughter of Humberto Benítez Treviño, who is the head of Profeco, the Mexican federal consumer protection agency.

On the 26 April Andrea arrived at a restaurant with a girlfriend and had to wait for a table. She sent a few tweets out objecting to this, but they were not the problem. Then she moaned to the floor manager and told him how very important she was before leaving in a huff, but that is not important either.

What is important is that the saucy young madam then called up someone in Profeco who then sent out a squad to close the restaurant down on various spurious grounds.

What the silly little mare forgot is that this eatery fills up with people who are just as important as she is and they promptly began taking photos of the closure and calling their journalistic contacts. Within hours the place was open again and daddy was on national TV giving a demonstration of a shit eating grin.

The 15 May is Mothers' Day in Mexico and Humberto had previously said that he would use a firm hand on restaurants that raised their prices on that day. The question everyone one in Mexico is asking is did he use the same firm hand on his daughter's bottom when he got hold of her?

Come here young lady: you know that you deserve this!

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Gwyneth Paltrow

I am just as much a Gwyneth Paltrow fan as the next man, and I thoroughly enjoy it whenever she flashes the old upskirt to keep our interest in her career alive. That said, if she is going to flash then she should wear something that is worth perving over, and that is certainly not the case with these pretty ordinary knicks that she is displaying here.

Come on, Gwyneth, you can do better than that, and so disgusted are we that an order of the Burning Buttocks is hearby awarded to Miss Gwyneth Paltrow for this terribly poor showing.

Come here you lady: you know that you deserve this!

New competition: name the book

My new book needs a title and this competition is about finding one.  Suggest titles in the comment box to this post and the one that tickles my fancy not only gets a free copy of the book, but a mention in the dedication! What more could any bibliophile want?

The book  will detail what I think of as the top ten real life spankings of the 20th century. I will give as much detail as possible about each event and include links to the original sources for anyone who wants to read what the journalists of the time were saying. It's going to be very short, probably no more than 15,000 words, and will be available as an e-book only.

That's what the book is about and what it will be like. Now all it needs is a title: over to you folks!

Blinking in the light...

I did not expect to have to close the blog for so long and I apologise to both my readers for my failure to update. As you know I was out of the country for quite a while, and then when I finally got back it was to find waves of family and other problems just waiting their turn to hit me. I would like to claim that it is all over now, but that would be a lie as it looks like I will have to go through the upheaval of changing address later on this year. I shall probably bite the bullet and leave England again, but my final destination is still uncertain. Yeah, I know, I have a bit of the old gypsy in me.

However, none of this is sufficient reason why this blog should remain in clover so I am taking the opportunity presented by this wonderfully sunny 1st May to let you know that the site is now up and running again. I cannot promise daily posts, but I can promise several a month.

It's nice to be back!

What's happening with the blog?

What is happening with the blog? Well, I think the best thing to do with it is to put it in storage for a few more months whilst I try to sort out quite a few personal matters of my own.

As most of you will know I spend a good few months each year in Mexico, but what you don't know is that this year's trip has turned out to be rather problematical in a lot of ways. To put it in a nutshell, I need to sort out the family problems before I even consider taking up the blog reins again.

Then I have the problem of where to live back in the UK. At the moment I am renting a place in a small mill town, but small towns are not for me and I want to move back to a big city. Sorting that out is not going to be easy, but it has to be done, and again it is something else to worry about, so the blog gets put further into the back of my mind.

When can you expect your pervy pleasures again? I have no firm plan, but May looks like a possibility. If something happens before then I will just restart the blog, but I honestly doubt that will happen.

More when I have it...

Nick

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Two Office Slappers

Every now and again the mask slips and the inner slapper comes to the fore as this short video demonstrates. Hence why spankings are needed, I suppose. Anyway, these two certainly deserve a few good minutes across someone's knee - what do you think?

In case you are wondering, I am still out of office - out of country if you want the truth - so the next posting is going to be God knows when...

Peter Hooper, Disciplinarian, 1928-2012

 

Peter Hooper has died from lung cancer at the age of 84. He was one of the more famous disciplinarians, noted for his portrayals of strict headmasters who are forced to unleash a dose of corporal punishment to the recalcitrant.

In real life Peter was as socially conservative as he appeared on the small screen and was a strong believer in the smack of firm government. Born in Manchester in 1928 he entered the Royal Navy just after the Second World War, and remained in service until 1960. He then went to work for Sainsbury's in South London, remaining with the firm until his retirement in 1993.

He began attending Kane spanking parties and became known as the man who would volunteer to run the small stall selling magazines at those events. Then he started attending the Moonglow parties and it was following one such pleasurable afternoon in 2005 that he offered his services to the company as an on-screen disciplinarian.

To say that he took to it like a duck to water is putting it mildly: Peter revelled in whatever stern role he was allotted to play and it was noted that many an experienced submissive would swallow hard when she discovered that her bottom was going to be attended to by Peter Hooper:

Peter starred in several Moonglow and Kane videos, but was quite happy to appear in a small company's video, just so long as there was a insolent young madam who needed taking in hand.

Off-screen this lifelong Conservative married twice and is believed to have a daughter who he had not seen in many years. However, little is known about that aspect of his life as Peter was not a man who ever wanted to rake over the cold ashes of the past.

With a drink and cigarette in hand he was genial and avuncular, but give him a cane and a naughty female backside that was in need of attention and he became the headmaster of any schoolgirl's nightmares. It is in that role that he will be long remembered.

Peter Hooper, born Manchester, 28 May 1928. Died in London, 13 December 2012.

Order Of the Burning Buttocks: Anne Hathaway

An Order of the Burning Buttocks, to be administered with freshly pickled birch rod, is hereby awarded to Miss Anne Hathaway, for the old upskirt that she flashed on Monday evening.

Well, maybe not for the upskirt, since God knows how many starlets such as Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have flashed their snatches for our pervy pleasure down the years. The fact that Anne has joined this not very select sorority by putting her neatly trimmed pussy on display is pretty much what we expect from a girl these days, so we glance, perv, and pass on to other things.

No, this order is given because Anne wants us to believe that it was all a terrible accident instead of a carefully planned publicity stunt. Hey, she just goes to the event of the year, in a tight fitting dress with every photographer and his brother trying to get shots of her and she just happens to forget her knickers that day.

We are not wearing that one young lady! Now come her for trying it on: you know that you deserve this so stop whimpering!

Hysterical Literature

You want to watch this video clip, trust me when I say that you do. The producer persuaded girls to sit demurely in front of the camera and read from a text of their choice. Below the table is a chap with a vibrator who goes to work on the girl and what follows is a contest between girl and vibrator to to see how long it takes before the girl's body takes over and she falls off the edge.

The series is called Hysterical Literature, and this one is my favourite:

Mexico City Street Entertainer

The above rather amusing little video clip which I shot the other day has nothing whatsoever to do with la cosa nostra, but it does help to explain why the postings around here have been few and far between over the past couple of weeks. I'm in Mexico City and expect to be here for at least the next two months - longer if the British winter turns out to be as cold as the BBC forecasts it will.

More when I have it!

Liebster Award

The lovely Katerina over at the Bottoms Up Book Review has given me this here award, and all I have to do is as follows:

1. Post 11 random facts about myself.

2. Answer the 11 question put out by the person giving the award.

3. Pass the award on to 11 victims of my own, but not the person who chose me for it.

4. Create 11 new questions for them.

4. Post the Liebster Award logo.

Shall we begin? Here are my 11 killer bits of information about myself:

1. I was just 15 when I first spanked a girl.

2. She was the same age.

3. I rarely spank just for the fun of it. To me a spanking is first and foremost about teaching a recalcitrant female to behave.

4. I hate it when a woman wears trousers - I am a skirts fellow!

5. I lived in Mexico City for twenty years.

6. "Life can little else supply but a few good fucks and then we die," is my favourite quote. (John Wilkes' Essay on Women if you really want to know.)

7. "A woman, a dog and a walnut tree: the more you beat them the better they be," just happens to be a truism.

8. The best car that I ever owned was a Ford Cougar. It had a five litre turbocharged engine...

9. The first time I ever spanked a Mexican girl she complained afterwards that her bottom was red. "Redder than normal," was my reply, which did not exactly impress her.

10. I hate British Airways.

11. I voted for UKIP in the 2010 general election.

Here are Katerina's questions for me, with my answers:

1. What is your all-time favourite spanking book?

Anything written by me!

2. Have you ever fantasised about spanking a character in a movie or a famous actress?

I always thought that I could have done a better job that John Wayne managed with Maureen O'Hara in McClintock. 

3. What is your favourite holiday?

Fishing in the Gulf of Mexico

4. What is one of your pet peeves about spanking stories?

Where the heroines always learn to love the spanking. What about one where she just accepts that she deserved it?

5. What new skil would you like to learn.

To play the guitar.

6. Do you prefer the city or the coutnryside?

The city.

7. What are you reading now?

Three Victories and a Defeat, by Brendan Simms

8. Describe a spanking, real or fantasy, in eleven words or fewer.

She deserved it and I duly gave it to her.

9. If you woke up one morning in a woman's body what would you do?

Kill myself.

10. What famous person needs to be spanked and what famous person should do the spanking?

Pippa Middleton for being a provocative little madam, as spanked by me. I have written three books so I think that I am famous enough.

11. What book have you reread the most?

I honestly cannot remember!

These are my eleven questions for my victims:

1. Has the 50 Shades phenomenon helped or hindered the spanking scene?

2. Is there a difference between BDSM and spanking or are we all the same?

3. Is spanking becoming more popular?

4. Why do you think that switching has become respectable?

5. Describe a spanking in eleven words or fewer.

6. Which is preferable - the cane or a spanking?

7. "It was horrible. I couldn't move and felt like a little girl." Discuss.

8. "Did you have to take my knickers down?" Why is this a silly question?

9. A Spanking impresses the lesson upon the mind as well as the posterior. Discuss

10. Do you agree that a woman is never too old to go across a man's knee?

11. Should a man always have a reason to spank his woman or may he do it because he feels like it?

My chosen victims are:

Raven Red

Marqe

More to follow later...

A professional submissive reports...

I was chatting the other day to a pro-sub named Belinda, who reported that guys are increasingly booking sessions at 8 o'clock in the morning or even earlier. At that hour I am barely aware that I am still alive, so the chances of me swinging a cane around are about nil I should think and I always assumed that this was the way it is for most people.

What is happening is that chaps tell their wives that they have to go into the office an hour early to catch up on work and the wives believe this tale because who in their right mind would want to partake of hanky-panky when the streets have not thoroughly aired? I found this this information interesting and was inspired to dig a little deeper and I discovered that the other big times for session bookings fall between noon and 2 o'clock, and then in the hour of so after 5 o'clock.

Is it just me or is there something very funny indeed about otherwise henpecked husbands creeping out behind the backs of their awfully wedded wives to whack the backsides of pro-subs before crawling off home like good little sheeple? It makes me long for the days of Colonel Sir Buffton Tuffton who would thrash wife, daughter and secretary with equal abandon and didn't give a tinker's cuss who knew about it.

We live in horrible times.

Please Vote For Deathless Love

Will you do me a favour? Just click on this link and then vote for Deathless Love by Renee Rose as November's favourite story. You only have until the early hours of Saturday morning British time to cast your vote so please get a-clicking.

What's it about? It's a spanking vampire story, what more do you want to know? OK, go on then, if you insist I'll tell you that it is the story of Kate, who sings at a club owned by Dom the vampire. When not nibbling her neck he has her across his knee with skirts up and panties down to teach her that even the undead have feelings that a thoughtless female can insult.

It's a great tale so vote for Renee Rose and Deathless Love! 

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