Thursday, 13 December 2012

Order Of the Burning Buttocks: Anne Hathaway

An Order of the Burning Buttocks, to be administered with freshly pickled birch rod, is hereby awarded to Miss Anne Hathaway, for the old upskirt that she flashed on Monday evening.

Well, maybe not for the upskirt, since God knows how many starlets such as Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have flashed their snatches for our pervy pleasure down the years. The fact that Anne has joined this not very select sorority by putting her neatly trimmed pussy on display is pretty much what we expect from a girl these days, so we glance, perv, and pass on to other things.

No, this order is given because Anne wants us to believe that it was all a terrible accident instead of a carefully planned publicity stunt. Hey, she just goes to the event of the year, in a tight fitting dress with every photographer and his brother trying to get shots of her and she just happens to forget her knickers that day.


Anonymous said...

Anne needs to know that naughty girls who forget to wear their knickers get their arses spanked...good and hard!


Uncle Nick said...

Indeed she does!

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