Thursday, 25 October 2012

Book Title: Spanks For The Memories

The new book that is currently being edited will be called Spanks For The Memories: the Spanking Scene since the 1970s, and the publication date has been firmly set for the 1st December this year. 

You may remember the competition that I ran to come up with the title, which was won by Philip with that rather nice zinger. My thanks and congratulations go to him. I will be writing to Philip later today to find out exactly how he wants the dedication to read, and of course he will be getting a free copy of the work just as soon as it appears.

Tuesday, 23 October 2012

The Pippa Middleton Attraction

Conversation overheard at a breakfast table near you:

"Henry, the Telegraph's reporting something about that Pippa person that you like. Seems she's written a book. I wish I could understand all the fuss."

"Really? Pass the toast, Amelia."

"Yes... So what's the attraction?"

"Well, m'dear,  Katie is the quintessentially good girl that everyone likes, in a head prefect sort of way, but Pippa... Well, she's the naughty little minx that we all want to take in hand. I was saying to George at the club just the other night, that she was not too old, and all the chaps sort of nodded."

"Really, Henry?"

Yes, pass the marmalade, Amelia."

Thursday, 18 October 2012

Vampires and Spanking!

Edgar, Laird MacReiver, had never regretted his decision to wed Isobel, daughter of Clan Kilburn’s laird…until she bit his tongue and drank his blood. Will tying her hands, spanking her rump and making her come tame the wild child of the infamous vampire clan?

Or are some women too dangerous to tame?

I nearly fell out of my chair when the above news release arrived in my in-box. A spanking vampire story had to happen sooner or later, folks, and this one looks like its a gem. 

Tuesday, 16 October 2012

Is This The End Of Men?

You cannot open a newspaper this week without reading about Hanna Rosin's new book, The End of Men: And the Rise of Women. Before we go any further, here's a money saving tip: whenever you hear of a new academic thesis being touted in hardback, always look for the original journal article that started it all off. That way you save a shitload of brass and get the full thesis delivered up in its purest form, without all the padding that gets added to fill a book. Who in their right minds ever invested in Francis Fukuyama's The End of History when The End of History? - note the question mark - is available all over the web? 

The Rosin Thesis has it that the economy has changed fundamentally and that women are better adapted to those changes. Thus they are taking over in the workplace and leaving men with their dicks in their hands, unable to cope. It is a lovely, all-encompassing idea, which shares one thing in common with that of Fukuyama at the end of the Cold war: it is total, complete and utter bollocks.

Fukuyama had it that history as a process leading towards something in the Hegelian sense was ending with the triumph of liberal, global capitalism. He argued that no competing world system would emerge, an idea which the rise of political Islam makes untenable. Fukuyama thought that he was putting forward a pan-cultural idea, but in reality it turned out to be a thesis that was only valid in the West, and perhaps only for a limited period as Western influence declines in the South of our planet.

Hanna Rosin has the same problem. She thinks that because the western economy  now has more use for compliant women instead of argumentative men that this makes for sea change in the way that the rest of the world will behave. That they will suddenly become just like us in other words, which is the trap that Fukuyama fell into.

The rest of the world will continue to treat us as effete losers, to be ignored as western military power declines with our economies. In Russia when a chap wants a secretary he might decide to invite applicants to flash their tits for the camera, with the girl who has the nicest pair getting the job. Eastern Europe believes firmly in the old notion that promotion comes via nepotism, cronyism and corruption, with the devil take anyone who is fool enough to be honest. Women will quite cheerfully take the horizontal road to success, as they do in Latin-America, a region that has a lot in common with Eastern Europe in terms of its social mores.

The military and economic declines of the west go hand in hand, and as first Greece and now Spain fall into an economic abyss, the notion that the western way offers anything useful to the lusty barbarians who live just over the borders must seem foolish to them. Given that they breed and the western middle class does not, the notion that tomorrow will belong to today's girls strikes me as risible. As risible as the notion that the working class men who are now dismissed as Chavs will lift a finger to help, come to think about it.

Tomorrow will not be like today, but it will be uncommonly like yesterday. Now then, let me look for a new secretary...

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Thursday, 11 October 2012

Weekending: IT Gilrs

Females and IT - who says that the two don't mix?

Have a great weekend, folks, and we'll see each other next week. 

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Wednesday, 10 October 2012

Kate & Pippa Middleton: Tit Contest

Which Middleton girl has the nicer tits, Kate at the top or Pippa down below?

I must be honest and say that the pair of 'em have pairs that are a bit on the small side. If like me you enjoy grabbing a bouncer in each hand, sticking your head between 'em and saying "Brrrrrrr," then you are going to be disappointed with those knockers.

On the other hand there is enough for the rider to grab hold of as he spurs his chosen filly down the final furlong to glory.

Waity Katie, or Perky Pippa - which one carries the set for you?

Tuesday, 9 October 2012

Book Cover Tales

Do you like the covers to Good Times With Girls? I do and that is why I chose 'em. The one on the top is for the paperback version and the lower photo shows the front cover for the e-book. That way you can tell which version you are reading... Ahem...

I wish that Amazon would get it though their heads that these two version exist and stop using the e-cover for the paperback as well. I suppose that the problem with these on-line companies is that actually getting to speak to a real live human is not the easiest thing in the world.

Wish me luck at getting the problem sorted out - but don't let it stop you buying the book in either version!

Monday, 8 October 2012

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Kate Middleton, Again!

What are we to say about Kate Middleton? When she is not flashing the old upskirt for our perving pleasure she is strutting around naked at some French holiday resort or other.

Consider these photos as a case in point. Above she is shamelessly showing her knickers as she climbs out of a car, allowing us a rather nice pussy glimpse it must be said.

On the left as she walks with Baldin' Billy she allows her skirt to float up in the breeze, thus giving us a shot of rather nice yellow panties

This is a terrible way to behave and we at Uncle Nick's College for Wayward Young Ladies have no hesitation in awarding her a damned fine Order of the Burning Buttocks, well laid on!

Come here, young lady: you know that you deserve this!

Friday, 5 October 2012

Weekending: Turd World Titters

This is why we call it the third world, because it is so third fucking rate as this shot from Dubai Airport proves!

Tuesday, 2 October 2012

Kate Middleton's Bare Bottom Photos

The Kate Middleton bare bottom shots are starting to come out thanks to Se Og Hoer, a Danish magazine. No, I don't know how you pronounce that either, and I suspect that you sneeze it.

Why cares? Thanks to the Danes for giving us a shot of a very smackable bottom indeed, and who will be the first to let us see the full frontal view?

Monday, 1 October 2012

Book Title Competition: Win A Free Copy!

Do you want a free copy of my next book, along with a mention in its dedication? If so, all you have to do is come up with a title for it. The one that I choose wins the prize so best of luck to all of you. I aim to get it out by November so we do not have much time, and thinking caps need to be firmly in place on noggins.

The book will look at how the spanking scene has changed over the past forty years or so and look ahead to the future. We start off with my time as a writer in the 1970s and 1980s, followed by one which will give a behind the scenes look at video making in Britain and Mexico. Then we look at how the scene began to change with people participating more, and the changes in spanking parties will be used as a case study. Originally they were like cabaret performances, but now they are very much a hands on event. Finally I want to consider the world as it is today, which is to say the blogs, Facebook, and the growth of self-publishing, all of which have made for a much more participatory scene than was the case when I started all those years ago.

It will run to about 20,000 words, and I have not yet decided if it will just appear as an e-book or whether I shall print it up as a booklet as well. 

Drop me a line with your suggestions or leave a comment in the box.

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