Tuesday, 23 October 2012

The Pippa Middleton Attraction

Conversation overheard at a breakfast table near you:

"Henry, the Telegraph's reporting something about that Pippa person that you like. Seems she's written a book. I wish I could understand all the fuss."

"Really? Pass the toast, Amelia."

"Yes... So what's the attraction?"

"Well, m'dear,  Katie is the quintessentially good girl that everyone likes, in a head prefect sort of way, but Pippa... Well, she's the naughty little minx that we all want to take in hand. I was saying to George at the club just the other night, that she was not too old, and all the chaps sort of nodded."

"Really, Henry?"

Yes, pass the marmalade, Amelia."


Akhil Bansal said...
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