Friday, 21 December 2012

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Two Office Slappers

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Every now and again the mask slips and the inner slapper comes to the fore as this short video demonstrates. Hence why spankings are needed, I suppose. Anyway, these two certainly deserve a few good minutes across someone's knee - what do you think?

In case you are wondering, I am still out of office - out of country if you want the truth - so the next posting is going to be God knows when...

Friday, 14 December 2012

Peter Hooper, Disciplinarian, 1928-2012


Peter Hooper has died from lung cancer at the age of 84. He was one of the more famous disciplinarians, noted for his portrayals of strict headmasters who are forced to unleash a dose of corporal punishment to the recalcitrant.

In real life Peter was as socially conservative as he appeared on the small screen and was a strong believer in the smack of firm government. Born in Manchester in 1928 he entered the Royal Navy just after the Second World War, and remained in service until 1960. He then went to work for Sainsbury's in South London, remaining with the firm until his retirement in 1993.

He began attending Kane spanking parties and became known as the man who would volunteer to run the small stall selling magazines at those events. Then he started attending the Moonglow parties and it was following one such pleasurable afternoon in 2005 that he offered his services to the company as an on-screen disciplinarian.

To say that he took to it like a duck to water is putting it mildly: Peter revelled in whatever stern role he was allotted to play and it was noted that many an experienced submissive would swallow hard when she discovered that her bottom was going to be attended to by Peter Hooper:


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Peter starred in several Moonglow and Kane videos, but was quite happy to appear in a small company's video, just so long as there was a insolent young madam who needed taking in hand.

Off-screen this lifelong Conservative married twice and is believed to have a daughter who he had not seen in many years. However, little is known about that aspect of his life as Peter was not a man who ever wanted to rake over the cold ashes of the past.

With a drink and cigarette in hand he was genial and avuncular, but give him a cane and a naughty female backside that was in need of attention and he became the headmaster of any schoolgirl's nightmares. It is in that role that he will be long remembered.

Peter Hooper, born Manchester, 28 May 1928. Died in London, 13 December 2012.

Thursday, 13 December 2012

Order Of the Burning Buttocks: Anne Hathaway

An Order of the Burning Buttocks, to be administered with freshly pickled birch rod, is hereby awarded to Miss Anne Hathaway, for the old upskirt that she flashed on Monday evening.

Well, maybe not for the upskirt, since God knows how many starlets such as Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan have flashed their snatches for our pervy pleasure down the years. The fact that Anne has joined this not very select sorority by putting her neatly trimmed pussy on display is pretty much what we expect from a girl these days, so we glance, perv, and pass on to other things.

No, this order is given because Anne wants us to believe that it was all a terrible accident instead of a carefully planned publicity stunt. Hey, she just goes to the event of the year, in a tight fitting dress with every photographer and his brother trying to get shots of her and she just happens to forget her knickers that day.

Monday, 10 December 2012

Hysterical Literature

You want to watch this video clip, trust me when I say that you do. The producer persuaded girls to sit demurely in front of the camera and read from a text of their choice. Below the table is a chap with a vibrator who goes to work on the girl and what follows is a contest between girl and vibrator to to see how long it takes before the girl's body takes over and she falls off the edge.

The series is called Hysterical Literature, and this one is my favourite:

Saturday, 8 December 2012

Mexico City Street Entertainer

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The above rather amusing little video clip which I shot the other day has nothing whatsoever to do with la cosa nostra, but it does help to explain why the postings around here have been few and far between over the past couple of weeks. I'm in Mexico City and expect to be here for at least the next two months - longer if the British winter turns out to be as cold as the BBC forecasts it will.

Monday, 3 December 2012

Liebster Award

The lovely Katerina over at the Bottoms Up Book Review has given me this here award, and all I have to do is as follows:

1. Post 11 random facts about myself.
2. Answer the 11 question put out by the person giving the award.
3. Pass the award on to 11 victims of my own, but not the person who chose me for it.
4. Create 11 new questions for them.
4. Post the Liebster Award logo.

Shall we begin? Here are my 11 killer bits of information about myself:


1. I was just 15 when I first spanked a girl.
2. She was the same age.
3. I rarely spank just for the fun of it. To me a spanking is first and foremost about teaching a recalcitrant female to behave.
4. I hate it when a woman wears trousers - I am a skirts fellow!
5. I lived in Mexico City for twenty years.
6. "Life can little else supply but a few good fucks and then we die," is my favourite quote. (John Wilkes' Essay on Women if you really want to know.)
7. "A woman, a dog and a walnut tree: the more you beat them the better they be," just happens to be a truism.
8. The best car that I ever owned was a Ford Cougar. It had a five litre turbocharged engine...
9. The first time I ever spanked a Mexican girl she complained afterwards that her bottom was red. "Redder than normal," was my reply, which did not exactly impress her.
10. I hate British Airways.
11. I voted for UKIP in the 2010 general election.

Here are Katerina's questions for me, with my answers:

1. What is your all-time favourite spanking book?
Anything written by me!

2. Have you ever fantasised about spanking a character in a movie or a famous actress?
I always thought that I could have done a better job that John Wayne managed with Maureen O'Hara in McClintock. 


3. What is your favourite holiday?
Fishing in the Gulf of Mexico

4. What is one of your pet peeves about spanking stories?
Where the heroines always learn to love the spanking. What about one where she just accepts that she deserved it?

5. What new skil would you like to learn.
To play the guitar.

6. Do you prefer the city or the coutnryside?
The city.

7. What are you reading now?
Three Victories and a Defeat, by Brendan Simms

8. Describe a spanking, real or fantasy, in eleven words or fewer.
She deserved it and I duly gave it to her.

9. If you woke up one morning in a woman's body what would you do?
Kill myself.

10. What famous person needs to be spanked and what famous person should do the spanking?
Pippa Middleton for being a provocative little madam, as spanked by me. I have written three books so I think that I am famous enough.

11. What book have you reread the most?
I honestly cannot remember!

These are my eleven questions for my victims:

1. Has the 50 Shades phenomenon helped or hindered the spanking scene?
2. Is there a difference between BDSM and spanking or are we all the same?
3. Is spanking becoming more popular?
4. Why do you think that switching has become respectable?
5. Describe a spanking in eleven words or fewer.
6. Which is preferable - the cane or a spanking?
7. "It was horrible. I couldn't move and felt like a little girl." Discuss.
8. "Did you have to take my knickers down?" Why is this a silly question?
9. A Spanking impresses the lesson upon the mind as well as the posterior. Discuss
10. Do you agree that a woman is never too old to go across a man's knee?
11. Should a man always have a reason to spank his woman or may he do it because he feels like it?

My chosen victims are:

Raven Red

Marqe

More to follow later...




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