The Sergeant Cork Spanking

Looking of this clip I am reminded of just how fallible our memories are. I can remember the Sergeant Cork television series from the 1960s and I do remember a spanking in it. My memory had it that the butler was watching through a keyhole as the daughter of the house was spanked by her irate father, but as you can see, it is a maid. I also remember that the mother was sitting down completely unconcerned as daddy laid on the whacks, but that is also not how it happened.

In case you are wondering, The Case of the Amateur Spy has Corkie investigating the theft of some naval documents, and he orders his deputy to visit a house that has been set up as a love nest for a young couple.

Cheers: The Spank Statement

TV Spankings: Rawhide 3

This is the third episode of Rawhide, the 1960s horse opera, that had a spanking scene in it. Barbara Eden is the girlfriend of the bad guy who is trying to persuade the drovers to go and work for him.  Eric Fleming has other ideas, and the rest you can watch for yourself!

TV Spankings: Rawhide 2

Quite why Eric Fleming is dressed in a Confederate officer's uniform is unclear, but this is the second of three spankings that featured in Rawhide, the 1960s horse-opera. The first we ran back in May and the final one will feature here next week. Say what you like about these old series, they could always be relied upon to have a feisty young heroine who just needed to be taken down a notch or two.

A My Family Spanking

This clip is pretty much all over the web, but that's no excuse not to run it here as well. Thanks go out to Spank Statement for the original download, and Chross for the high resolution version. The version presented here has been edited by me.

My Family is a British sitcom featuring Zoe Wannamaker and Daniela Denby-Ashe as mother and daughter. Both have applied for a job as a presenter on children's' television and, well, see for yourself. 

The spanking is played for laughs, but it is nice to see yet more evidence that la cosa nostra is becoming mainstream again.

TV Spankings: Rawhide

A damned fine television spanking from this 1960 episode of Rawhide. In spite of being told that there are a couple of drunken Indians about, the girl wanders of the trail and is waylaid by them, so husband rescues her and then applies correction to the traditional seat of learning. By the way, the very young cowboy watching the proceedings is Clint Eastwood.

Spank and Wrestle

American professional wrestling has become a major supplier of spanking clips. Obviously none of these spankings are intended to be taken seriously, they are a bit like the wrestling in that respect, but they are amusing to watch. Here's the lovely Trish Stratus in tight jeans getting a couple where the jeans are the tightest.

TV Spankings: Laços de Família

Laços de Família is yet another one of those Brazilian soap operas that featured rather a nice spanking, and which luckily was dubbed into Spanish for the international audience, hence I can tell you what is going on.

Well, sort of, because understanding the dialogue doesn't explain who the participants are. The man is obviously not the girl's father as she calls him Pedro. He is not her husband either since she disapproves of his wife, and it is her choice of words about the woman which leads directly to her spanking.

Pedro tells the girl that he plans to put her on an aeroplane home, but she tells him that she lives with her sister and there is nothing he can do to get her out of that house. She then goes on to taunt him about the state of his marriage and how unhappy he is and that is a provocation to far for Pedro who promptly upends the girl and smacks her pantied bottom as shown.

TV Spankings: Gata Salvaje

Just when you thought that it was safe to return I hit you with yet another Latin-American soap opera. This one is called Gata Salvaje or the Wild She-Cat, and if you think that the production values are even worse than is usual in these epics then you are right as this load of old tosh was made in Venezuela.

The couple in this scene have a daughter and the man is shouting that the woman can marry some other fellow if she wishes, but cannot take their child with her to live with him. As part of the argument the man tells her that she is a stupid cat - obviously a reference to the title of the series - and that sets her off. He then grabs the woman and lays her across his knee for the spanking...

Now, he has one arm in a sling, but still manages to hold the girl down for the correction, and have you noticed how his hand lingers on her bottom after each smack? Like I said, this is Venezuela and their television makes Mexico's output look credible and sophisticated.

The best bit comes near the end when his mother asks him why he hit the girl and he replies that he didn't hit her, he gave her a good spanking - and he waves his hand from side to side with the palm up to indicate just that. Then he pats his mother on the rump and tells her that it was only a little spanking...

Bingo!

The Second Acuarela del Amor (Caras e Bocas) Spanking

Here is the second spanking scene from the 2009 Brazilian soap opera Acuarela del Amor, dubbed into Spanish so I can understand it.

Judith is the villainess of the series and she has managed to take control of her mother's bank accounts and credit cards. The mother tells her that she has been brought up very badly and Cássio, who lives in the same house as the mother, adds that she needed a spanking as a child, but since she didn't get one then he will give her one right now!

Alas he does not spank her either hard enough or long enough because Judith is fuming when he lets her up and she threatens him with a law suit. The creep in the white shirt offers to help her file the action and the wimp in the suit offers to be a witness. At that Judith really loses it, mocking him for just standing there whilst she was being hit, and Cássio then adds "on your bottom, as you deserved, my little girl," at which point Judith looks set to commit murder and her secretary has to step between her and Cássio. The clip ends with the mother telling her daughter that she should have been spanked years before.

All in all rather a nice spanking and one that is made even more interesting by the fact that it is a mature women who is receiving correction from a very young man.

The First Acuarela del Amor (Caras e Bocas) Spanking

The original title of this 2009 Brazilian soap opera was Caras e Bocas (Faces and Mouths), and the dubbed version for the Spanish audience was Acuarela del Amor (Watercolours of Love). God knows what it will be called if the 232 episodes that made up the series ever get shown on British television. That said, it was released outside Brazil in a version with only 145 episodes, so it is possible that we could be spared 87 of them.

The spanking comes about because to inherit a large sum of money the girl's mother must be married. It strikes the girl as a jolly good thing indeed if her mother marries her father and she starts a complicated train of events off that have that end in mind. Needless to say this being Latin-America it all falls apart with everyone screaming at everyone else.

My clip starts with the girl telling her father that all that matters is that he and the mother will be together, and she then goes on to say that after all that doesn't she deserve her reward? Daddy agrees and tells her that she certainly deserves something - a sound spanking!

Following the chastisement the girl screams that her father is a conformist loser who will die poor. As she scampers off presumably to nurse her sore bottom the father tells the mother that he knows all about the plan to marry him so that she can get her inheritance. The woman asks to be allowed to explain and on that moment of high drama the episode ends. Is this exciting or what?

OK, this is the first spanking from the soap opera which featured at least one other. That second spanking scene will be presented here later on today!

TV Spankings: The Big Valley

One of the problems with spanking clips is that they tend to be very badly edited, with too much action before the spanking and then nothing after it. The spanking scene from The Big Valley is a case in point as most versions show Linda Evans riding up and down screaming at Claude Akins, but none of them have the scene which follows on from the spanking where Linda storms home and grabs a rifle. Her brothers are bewildered at first, and she doesn't want to tell them that she has been given a spanking, but slowly the realisation dawns on the faces of the two brothers just what has happened.

All in all a delightful clip, now presented in its full glory.

TV Spankings: Balaz

This is Balaz, a Hungarian TV show in which female participants get their bottoms smacked, either by members of their own families or from a team of three blokes who walk in at the appropriate moment to take the girl over the knee. Normally I edit clips down to remove the talk, but since I haven't got a clue what is being said I have left these three intact, contenting myself with joining them together to make one clip and sticking a title on the beginning. In the unlikely event that anyone around here speaks Hungarian, would they provide a translation?

TV Spankings: By The Sword Divided

Nobody makes costume drama like the BBC and often there is a discipline scene to tickle the viewers' fancies. Here a disobedient daughter gets seven of ye best from ye dear old dad in the 1983 English Civil War series By The Sword Divided.

I Spy Spanking

With thanks to the Chicago Spanking Review comes this previously unseen clip from I Spy, a 1960s television series. The spanking is off-screen but the scene is still a delight with our two heroes in Mexico rescuing the irresponsible daughter of a senior American official. Once they get her back to the hotel a message comes through which... Well watch the clip and see for yourselves.

TV Spankings: Weeds

I can't believe that I have never run this clip up to now since it is arguably one of the most famous spanking scenes of recent years. Mary-Louise Parker plays Nancy, a woman seeking to break into the U.S.-Mexico cross border drugs trade. Sit back and enjoy the spanking she gets when she becomes lippy with a drug lord.

Yet another Brazilian spanking

Yet another Brazilian soap opera spanking. The clip ends rather abruptly, but that is all there is the the spanking, as the original episode cuts to another scene of people standing in a town square, before fading to the end credits. You want to know what is going on? The usual story of hysterical Latin types screaming at one another, before a father takes his belt off to punish his daughter.

TV Spankings: Love Me Not (Bonanza)

Chatting to Raven Red a short while ago I realised just how out of sorts she is at the moment. Her posting shows that even if I hadn't already realised it from her words. She mentioned how much she had enjoyed last week's clip from Bonanza and bemoaned the fact that it was not the father who administered the spanking. I told her that there was another episode that did feature Lorne Green spanking a girl and the lady became quite excited at the thought of seeing it. Being the decent cove that I am I went off and got it and now she and you can enjoy the clip here.

I remember this episode of Bonanza from almost half a century ago. The image of the girl kicking and squealing during her spanking and then walking down stairs rubbing her bottom is one that is engraved in my memory. It is nice to see that it is still a good sequence even after all those years.

Brazilian TV Spanking

Brazilian soap operas have a good reputation for spanking scenes, and it is nice to find this one which most of you will never have seen before. Alas I don't know the name of the opera or who the participants are, and not only that, but the awful Russian dubbing that has been added on over the original Portuguese soundtrack means that I can't even have a bash at a translation.

Still, I am sure that the heroine deserved her spanking, which the hero lays on with gusto. They end up kissing afterwards so she obviously felt that she deserved it. Or something.

TV Spankings: Woman of Fire (Bonanza)

 

Bonanza was always a good series for spankings, and this episode is one of the first TV spankings that  I can remember seeing back in those dim and distant black and white days of the mid-1960s. The clip appears to have been colourised, but that shouldn't put you off from watching a haughty young madam bent over Adam Cartwright's knee and put in her place courtesy of his right hand.

TV Spankings: les Vivants et les Morts

An incredible spanking scene from a mainstream French TV series called Les Vivants et les Morts, or The Living and the Dead. The eight episodes were broadcast last year and the storyline involves a young married couple who are trying to come to terms with factory closures and economic dislocation.

I have edited the clip to remove the long argument which precedes the spanking, and I have slightly edited the post spanking section as well, but if you want to watch the whole seven minute version then take a trip over to Le Monde de la Fessée.

Is it my imagination, or does his hand actually smack across her bottom? Take a look at the still below that I have pulled from the video and let me know what you think.

Even if I am wrong, it is still an incredible scene, probably the best TV spanking I have ever seen.