Tuesday, 7 May 2013

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Andrea Benítez

Let's give an Order of the Burning Buttocks to Miss Andrea Benítez, the youngest daughter of Humberto Benítez Treviño, who is the head of Profeco, the Mexican federal consumer protection agency.

On the 26 April Andrea arrived at a restaurant with a girlfriend and had to wait for a table. She sent a few tweets out objecting to this, but they were not the problem. Then she moaned to the floor manager and told him how very important she was before leaving in a huff, but that is not important either.

What is important is that the saucy young madam then called up someone in Profeco who then sent out a squad to close the restaurant down on various spurious grounds.

What the silly little mare forgot is that this eatery fills up with people who are just as important as she is and they promptly began taking photos of the closure and calling their journalistic contacts. Within hours the place was open again and daddy was on national TV giving a demonstration of a shit eating grin.

The 15 May is Mothers' Day in Mexico and Humberto had previously said that he would use a firm hand on restaurants that raised their prices on that day. The question everyone one in Mexico is asking is did he use the same firm hand on his daughter's bottom when he got hold of her?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

How very much Andrea needs a good spanking on her naughty bottom.She is a candidate par excellence for the OBB! Congratulations Andrea, you have earned your comeuppance!

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