Tuesday, 26 June 2012

Royal Ascot Upskirts

As you will know, Royal Ascot introduced some new dress rules, so here they are, as amended by avuncular old Uncle Nick:


Knickers are optional in the Silver Ring area of the course.


Ladies are reminded that the wind can gust at times...


...and that an embarrassed grin alone does nothing to solve this problem.


Thongs should only be worn when cellulite is not present.


Saggy arses are not allowed in the Royal Enclosure.

4 comments:

sixofthebest said...

As one can see, at Royal Ascot, BOTTOMS, are TOPS. To make it an even perfect 'dress code'. The walking cane, should be the 'bamboo variety', that gives 'six of the best' painfully to naughty ladies, naked derriere's

MarQe's Study said...

Love the races & had a good Ascot betting wise ... ladies day is always a fine day... hope you are well Nick ..

MarQe

Uncle Nick said...

Ladies' Day is fine on a windy day, as it was back in 2008 when these shots were taken. I quite like the idea of issuing canes to staff members so that short, sharp punishments can be administered to those who break the new dress code.

Anonymous said...

Riding whip seems appropriate.

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