Wednesday, 27 June 2012

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Sophie, Countess of Wessex

An Order of the Burning Buttocks is hereby awarded to Sophie, Countess of Wessex, for unladylike behaviour at the recent Royal Ascot bunfest. Yes, we know, the place is full of slappers with their orange skin and heavyweight bling, but we expect more from the royal family - even if Sophie is just an HRH by marriage.

This is not the first time that Sophie has been awarded one of our Orders of the Burning Buttocks. This time is is because of the rampant slapperism that she displayed when giving it tongue like a fishwife at Royal Ascot.





4 comments:

sixofthebest said...

Fishwife sass, from such a so called royal ass, certainly deserves, 'six of the best', on her naked derriere, from a cane.

Uncle Nick said...

You don't like her, do you? You can't fool us!

John said...

The full skirt HRH is wearing would be easily lifted to reveal the proper women's knickers she's no doubt got on and in turn they would be easily pulled down before she was made to bend over for a good dose of the strap on her mature, full, bare, deserving, royal arse!!

Anonymous said...

Good thrashing...

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