Monday, 25 June 2012

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Chris's Wife

If ever a wife needed five minutes over her husband's knee then surely it is the one who belongs to Chris who stuck this banner up on a Birmingham motorway bridge? England were never expected to even get through the group stage of Euro 2012 so obviously as soon as they did this fellow darted over to Ukraine to see the lads in action against Italy. Wedding anniversaries come around every year so his wife can have a double event in twelve months' time. For the moment Chris, her long suffering fellow, has other things on his mind.

Now then, this has only come to pass because Chris has clearly been too liberal with his awfully wedded wife up to now. He needs to take her in hand and remind her who is the head of that particular house.

Chris: the men of England are with you on this!

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