Monday 18 July 2011

Ninety-Nine and up!

Back in the final days of 2010  Raven Red and I came to an understanding. So convinced was she that she would reach her target weight of 14 stones (99 kilos) that she taunted me by saying that she would agree to one stroke of the senior cane for every kilo that she overshot the mark. Well guess what? She overshot she did...

Now, I have promised the lady that I will not mention her actual weight, but let's just say that the caning is going to be pretty bloody memorable.

Dear, dear me. I would like to say that I feel sorry for her, but I can't lie as I can barely contain my mirth. I mean, the deal is very simple: stop eating, start walking and lose weight. Or be caned.

This is not rocket science!

3 comments:

Raven Red said...

I do have some pretty inventive ideas where that rocket can go...without any science being involved - er...just saying.

Anonymous said...

I have tried pretty hard to motivate and assist her. It seems to little avail.
I will also be bending her over this week for her final motivational session. I do fear that you may have a slightly blemished canvas when she arrives in London
HH

Uncle Nick said...

Don't worry about that, HH. You just lay on with gusto, secure in the knowledge that you are doing the right thing.

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