Saturday 11 June 2011

How to take a Pippa Middleton upskirt


The Pippa Middleton upskirt photos are now emerging thick and fast, so it's time for kindly old Uncle Nick to give you a quick low down on taking a nice upskirt shot.

Do not get down on your knees in the hope that your victim will not have been taught how to decant herself properly, because if it is the likes of Pippa that you are after then you are wasting your time. Remember that most photographers will be crowded around the outside of the car with the door on their right. You need to position yourself so that you can shoot between the door and its frame, so the actual door is on your left. Your victim will be concentrating on the pack in front of her and not you. Have the camera focussed at about three feet and click away.

And good luck!

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