Tuesday, 10 September 2013

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Alice Eve

 Have you ever heard of Alice Eve? That's OK because neither had I until I came across some photos of her at last week's GQ awards. The one that caught my eye is the one above which shows her flashing an old upskirt as she climbs out of her car. What is it about the females of today that they have not been taught how to decant themselves from a car without giving the chaps of the land a perving moment? It is utterly disgraceful behaviour as I am sure that you will agree.

Given that she is the owner of a nice rounded bottom I think that you would agree that there is really only one solution to this naughtiness which is clearly aimed at distracting the men of the land from weighty matters of state.

On that basis we are pleased to award an Order of the Buring Buttocks to Miss Alice Eve, whoever she is, and it now only remains for us to say:

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A well-deserved OBB for this young lady who does indeed have a very smackable arse. She is a 31 yr-old English actress whose mother, Sharon Maughan, is also an actress who should probably also be awarded an OBB for failing to teach her daughter how to get out of a car with dignity!


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