Tuesday 20 November 2012

Spanks For The Memories: Spotting The Fakes

Spanks For The Memories: The Changing Spanking Scene Since The 1970s was published over the weekend and here is another extract from it. This one deals with the internet fakes, odious men who pretend to be girls to get their rocks off.


The fakes are very easy to spot, if you keep your wits about you. Usually they take the identity of the sweet young girl of your dreams and they contact you on either Facebook or something similar. Here are Uncle Nick's three rules of spotting them: 

Firstly, does the girl come over as being the stuff that fantasies are made out of? That is probably because she is; she's a fantasy created by someone, who is busy pulling his pud as he reads your messages to him. If you do not believe me, then just ask yourself how many 18-year-old girls are willing to behave in the way that this one is supposedly doing with you? If you sit back and think with your head instead of your dick then you will smell the rat. Remember the old adage that if something is too good to be true then it usually is. 

Secondly, how many friends does your new playmate have on Facebook? Most fakes do not have the hundreds of friends that real girls have. Leading on from that how many photos do they have on their profile? Some girls only have a few, but most will have hundreds, as that is just the way that girls are. Obviously, the fakers cannot copy the hundreds of friends and photos that a genuine girl will fill her page with. Very well, you will certainly find real girls who do not have a lot of friends and photos, but they are the exception to the rule. However, the fakes never have many friends or photos. 

Finally, demand to hear your new friend's voice. What has she got to hide if she is genuine? If she does not want to use her own telephone then tell her to use a call box, but insist on her making that call. This tactic is pretty much guaranteed to get rid of every single fake. Do not listen to their bluster about how the time is not right, just tell them that the time is right now, baby, otherwise off is where you should tell them to fuck. Trust me; it is the one tactic that will separate the on-line wheat from the chaff. Not difficult is it? So do not get caught out again! 

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