Monday 20 August 2012

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Pussy Riot


I am really annoyed at the Pussy Riot trio who have just been banged up for two years in a Russian prison for their antics. On the one hand freedom of speech is under attack everywhere, not least in Britain, so we have to support these three middle class dilettantes, even though they make our flesh crawl.

What happened was fairly straightforward, the girls performed their routine in the street and were ignored. So they went to the most sacred building in the Orthodox Church, the Cathedral of Christ the Saviour, destroyed by Stalin and rebuilt lovingly in 2000. The church authorities slung them out so they went onto Plan C which involved releasing a video of the cathedral stunt on the web. Suitably provoked the government arrested them and the rest is history.

Did they have the right to protest? Yes, of course, and nobody objected when they did that in the street. It is the fact that they then desecrated the cathedral which complicates matters. The prosecution seems justified on those grounds, but sentencing these silly little girls to prison for two years is disproportionate and looks like political vindictiveness.

Far better to release them now as a gesture of clemency, and hopefully someone will take the three of them in hand, strip them of skirts, knickers and dignity and smack their bare backsides until they are the colour of ripe tomatoes.

3 comments:

sixofthebest said...

Uncle Nick, I agree with you 100% percent. Freedom of Speech, is very important. Now the Russian authorities, should show some clemency, by caning the 'pussy' trio, on their knicker's down bare bottoms, in public, say 'RED' SQUARE, MOSCOW. Then realising them.

Chancer said...

Fuck off, you stupid douchebag. If you were trying to post your pathetic self-aggrandizing bollocks in Putin's Tsarist empire you'd find your own sorry arse in a cell, hopefully with one or two of Pussy Riot with a strapon to push up your hole.

I know.

Uncle Nick said...

Do you? So you've taken it up the arse have you? Otherwise how would you know?

Bet you enjoyed it though, didn't you?

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