Sunday, 19 June 2011

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Leena Puddick

Meet Leena, the wife of Ian Puddick, a plumber with the biggest set of balls in Britain. Leena was a very naughty girl indeed when she started having an affair with her boss, a city banker named Tim Haynes. Ian found out about her activities and Haynes seems to have used his influence with the City of London police to give Ian a level of grief that would have broken a lesser man. However, Ian is made of stern stuff and he saw off the forces of darkness, in the process demonstrating that Tim Haynes is actually a right little banker to be sure. And getting his wife back, which has to be the icing on the cake to Ian, who is no doubt demonstrating to Leena even as I write these words, just what a plumber's plunger is actually used for.

That said, Leena did cause all this trouble in the first place and really should not be allowed to escape unpunished. She is very pretty and is no doubt used to twisting men around her little finger. Let's hope that Ian reads this posting and realises where his husbandly duty lies.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wonderful isn't it? If it is not footballers and their slappers then it is dodgy businessmen and theirs.

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