Has equality actually made British men impotent?

Has equality damaged the nation's sex life? The argument is that with so many women in senior management positions, their power in the office has led to the creation of a breed of neutered, pussy whipped curs that is all they can find for the bedroom. As usual, it seems, women want to have their cake and eat it: they want to be alpha females in the boardroom and sex kittens in the bedroom. Their men should be obsequious at work and tigers between the sheets. As I said, that's women for you.

Now, part of me thinks that all this is ludicrous. Take a walk down any East Lancashire mill town street on a Friday night and watch the young men hammering hell out of one another and then tell me that we are all metrosexual now. Or take a trip to the Bigg Market in Newcastle where the little dollymops ooze out of skimpy finery that is designed to ward off other females and catch the male eye, and then tell me that we have lost our balls.

On the other hand, it isn't about us, is it? It is about the middle class, and as a breed their males have never had any fucking balls to speak of, so what is there to moan about? The middle class consists of people who haven't got the balls to be workers nor the brass to be gaffers and that is why the rest of us treat them with such derision.

As for the corporate women, they have have the world as they wanted it, stuffed to the gills with the craven, the gutless, and the obsequious. If they want something a bit better they can either travel to places like Liverpool, or they can buy a nice vibrator and dream.