Today's Order of the Burning Buttocks is awarded to Sarah, Duchess of York, otherwise known as Fergie. Prince Andrew's ex-wife has been driving everyone nuts for years but she does have her moments. For instance, she was streets ahead of dopey Di in the fuckability stakes, and wearing a necklace given to her by an old boyfriend that had the letters BJQ on it was inspired. Those letters stand for Blow Job Queen, in case you were wondering...
Alas although she has many things going for her, Fergie is incapable of getting her finances under control, with the result that she causes embarrassment to herself and everyone around her with her slightly off the wall schemes to make money. Schemes that never seem to come to fruition, we might add.
Good a reason as any to see her bent over a knee, with skirt up and panties down, to learn the error of her ways.
4 comments:
With her appajling behaviour I would be advocating a Singapore Caning
I certainly agree that Fergie, the Duchess of York, should be given a Singapore Caning. 25 strokes on her naked bare bottom, would be just perfect,
Sarah Ferguson has consistently exhibited an utter lack of taste and judgement, Her crass and disreputable behaviour certainly deserve a harsh punishment.
I am inclined to agree with those who advocate a judicial style caning on the bare buttock's.
Those lovely aristocratic cheeks do need to be turned into a red-hot arse, that's for sure!
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