Wednesday 16 February 2011

Raven Red's Roasting


Rather a nicely thrashed pair of buttocks, I must admit. Sadly the thrashing was not administered by me, but the bottom I am familiar with up close and personal as it belongs to Raven Red.

The lady was complaining last night that her bottom was sore following a caning that was awarded to her for her failure to diet properly. Basically she cheats, weighs herself every Monday, sees that she has either not lost the required amount or has not lost any weight at all, and then starts complaining because correction is sure to follow the next day.

So the buttocks were bared, the cane whistled through the air to kiss Raven's rump as it reached the end of its journey, and Raven probably never stopped whimpering the whole time.

The point is that by summer there will be less of Raven Red than there is at the moment. And that, really, is what this is all about.

7 comments:

Michael said...

OUCH! Raven certainly got roasted.

Uncle Nick said...

Naah, t'was a mere bout of tickling...

Raven Red said...

Thank YOU Michael. There is at least a little bit of appreciation of my current erm.. stripey situation.

In actual fact, I think that is deserving of a virtual hug. (HUG)

Raven Red said...

Uncle Nick?

Mere bout of tickling?

I do realise I am from an old colony of the British Empire, but it does rather appear that in the years since, South African english may have become slightly out of line to British english.

MY version of tickle definitely does NOT correspond with YOUR version...

Uncle Nick said...

Just for the record there is no such thing as British English: there is English and then the various colonial dialects.

Not all that old, actually. The Transvaal - may its name NEVER change - was only grabbed in 1901.

All will now rise for Die Stem van Suid Africa.

Totsiens,

N.

Raven Red said...

Tomato sauce, ketch-up...all the same thing.

The Transvaal, with it brand spanking new name of Gauteng is only part of South Africa...the poor provinces of Natal and the Cape did rather have a longer stint under the rule of the "rooinekke"...and I am NOT translating that.

Bottom protection mode is now fully functional.

Oh, and you will have to rise for Nkosi Sikelele...but Die Stem is in there somewhere...

sixofthebest said...

Uncle Nick, it is said 'a picture is worth a thousand words'. This beautiful view of Raven Red's caned bare bottom is a masterpiece. Worthy of a Picasso painting.

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