We At Urzdown Hall wish to humbly apologise to Miss Pippa Middleton for any distress that out perving posts made have caused her. In our own defence we could argue that the owner of a ripe, luscious, totally smackable read end such as Pippa's should need a license before that rump is taken out on the public highway, but we accept that this might be a bit impracticable.
No, instead we shall do our best to ignore those luscious, seductive, totally banging great hard-on inducing curves from now onwards. Furthermore, never again will we sit in pubs discussing how great it would be to have Pippa tear streaked and humbled, bend over a table with her sore, swollen freshly smacked bottom on display as we lower our trousers to that she can submissively take the throbbing cock that is about to enter her body.
Further references to Her Royal Hotness and suchlike will not be made, and never again will gentlemen of this blog be invited to consider the day when a wedding turned into a porn show for millions of happy chappies all across the planet:
As a mark of our good faith, and to show what all round good eggs we are, we are offering you the chance to go and buy Pippa's party book, excitingly entitled Celebrate, just in time for Christmas: