An Order of the Burning Buttocks is hereby awarded to Sophie, Countess of Wessex. Alas we have no idea why we are awarding her this distinct honour, but she has been nominated by Aristotle, one of our regular readers and he thinks that she deserves it, so there.
3 comments:
Sophie deserves the OBB for three reasons:
1. She accepted two 'suites' of jewels as a gift from one of the bloodiest regimes in the Middle-East and this has caused in high places.
2. In the photo you can see a VPL of her 'proper woman's' knickers.
3.As can be seen again from the photo Sophie has a womanly bottom which is eminently spankable!
Aristotle
Sorry...this has caused ructions in high places...and incidentally in the press!
Aristotle
She accepted two 'suites' of jewels as a gift from one of the bloodiest regimes in the Middle-East and this has caused in high places
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