An Order of the Burning Buttocks has been awarded to Scarlett Johansson and through her to any brainless bimbo who owns a camera. Give a pretty girl a camera and stick her in front of a mirror and it is pretty clear that sooner or later she will snap nude photos of herself. It is also fairly obvious that these photos will then be lost and will find their way all over the web. The girl will then start to wail loudly at the unfairness of it all, or go to the FBI, which is what young Scarlett has done.
Come on, fellas, at least it gives us a chance to shake our heads in double wonder. First because the little darlings lose their photos and then for their reaction to their own bout of female stupidity.
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Would soooo dearly like to see that bottom draped across my lap !
I think everybody know's this is a cheap and cynical ploy to raise this young madam's public and media profile.
Such low motives coupled with a brazen disregard for honesty should result in very severe punishment indeed.
She should be given a prolonged and gruelling caning, followed by a severe tawseing.
Shall we say 30 of each minimum.
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