Friday 12 August 2011

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Laura Johnson

At the recommendation of a correspondent named Ben, an Order of the Burning Buttocks is awarded to nineteen year old Laura Johnson from Orpington in Kent. She is one of the people accused of theft during the recent riots, but since she has pleaded not guilty to the charge, obviously we cannot have her thrashed for that.

However, since she is is an undergraduate at the University of Exeter, a Sloane institution if ever there was one, the chance to have this pert young miss bent over for a taste of the birtch rod across her bared buttocks is just too good to miss:

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

the chance to have this pert young miss bent over for a taste of the birtch rod across her bared buttocks is just too good to miss:

Nive heavt Manx Birch one hopes - cut her backside to shreds.

Aristotle said...

Oh yes indeed. How this naughty young lady needs her pert little bum caning. She should be left nursing a sore bottom covered in well-placed tramlines!

Aristotle

BobCane said...

goes to show the results of the ban on cp in schools and homes, had she been given a few sixers as a young teen she may well have learnt right from wrong. Still, it is never too late and I agree at least a dozen real scorchers across her bum with a dragon cane, with no warming up would make her learn!!

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