Today's Order of the Burning Buttocks is awarded to Rebekah Wade, or Kemp, or Brooks, or whatever the ginger fucking minger is calling herself this week. I am sure that you know the story of the nasty little slapper and her activities as one of Rupert Murdoch's snapping pussies.
Let's be honest, a lot of it isn't her fault, as I blame the men who have let her get away with her antics over the years. Take Simon Kelner as a case in point. The slapper went charging into his office one day and instead of turfing her out arse over tit he seems to have invited her to sit down so that he could share her pain, or something.
Or take her former husband who she caught in bed with another man. Now you may argue that the sight of this hatchet faced old slapper is enough to make any man start to consider alternatives such as arsehole interloping, but that is not the point. Such a man is also unlikely to be able to take la Brooks in hand and teach her the correct position for a woman. For the record, this blog agrees with the late Stokely Carmichael on that position...
In the meantime... Rebekah: come here you mouthy little madam - you know you have this coming to you!
Or take her former husband who she caught in bed with another man. Now you may argue that the sight of this hatchet faced old slapper is enough to make any man start to consider alternatives such as arsehole interloping, but that is not the point. Such a man is also unlikely to be able to take la Brooks in hand and teach her the correct position for a woman. For the record, this blog agrees with the late Stokely Carmichael on that position...
In the meantime... Rebekah: come here you mouthy little madam - you know you have this coming to you!
7 comments:
How appropriate that Rebekah should receive the OBB. She is a prime candidate and her 38 yr-old bottom will be as red as some of the tabloids she used to edit and of which she is now the CEO.
Bend over, skirt raised, knickers lowered and first the cane and then the strap applied to her very, very deserving backside!
Aristotle
She should be Flogged
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBGknvRpIZM
Yes, by all means Rebekah, should be corporally punished on her naked rear end. And I mean caned. 25 strokes, would be perfect for Rupert Murdochs, female sidekick. This naughty woman deserves this and more in my opinion. Let's take it one step further. How about all Fox News female correspondents. In England, and also this side of the pond, in the good old U.S.A.
There does seem to be a remarkable unanimity in these comments!
I like the flogging idea, then it could be shown live on one of the dirty diggers TV stations.
Only very rarely does someone leave a comment that has me rolling in laughter, but you have just managed that, mate.
Nice one!
I have a thing about pale skinned redheads with big hair, (Yes i know it sound's highly implausible).
Rebekah has certainly been a very naughty lady listening in to everybody's phone call's and presumably getting a huge voyeuristic thrill out of it.
Severe punishment is called for and the Cane should Swish long and hard across her alabaster buttock's.
There would be tears.
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