The great thing about a cat fight is that the participants allow their inner slappers to emerge, much to the delight of the spectators. Take Carolyn Bourne (60) and Heidi Withers (29) as a case in point. Carolyn is the stepmother of Freddie who is due to marry Heidi. The older woman believes in keeping the aspidistra flying and decided to send an insulting e-mail to Heidi which laid out all the girl's faults. Heidi objected to being told about her "uncouthness and lack of grace," so she sent this mail to her three hundred or so closest friends who forwarded it to their friends - and within hours the fucker had gone viral.
God only knows what will happen in round two, but for the moment Freddie Bourne has decided that discretion is the better part of valour, whilst his father, Edward, managed to mutter: "We have nothing to say," between clenched teeth.
Tempting though it is to applaud these actions in the interests of peace and quiet, this blog feels constrained to say that both chaps are in error. Carolyn and Heidi need to be taken in hand and the pair of 'em should be given no option but to sleep on their tums and eat their meals standing up for the next few days. Take charge, gentlemen, otherwise these bloody women will be going at it hammer and tongs forever.
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How splendid that Carolyn and Heidi should be spanked side-by-side. I haven't seen a photo of either lady's bottom bu I would suspect that Carolyn's 60 yr-old backside is probably bigger than Heidi's 29 yr-old bum. No matter....when both ladies' backsides are glowing bright red they shall stand together in the corner with their punished behinds on display.
Aristotle
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