Friday, 20 May 2011

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Susan Bor

An Order of the Burning Buttocks is hereby awarded to Mrs Susan Bor, the Royal Bank of Scotland's Directrix of Group Resourcing, whatever that is. As the author of Susan's on-line profile which has suddenly become very popular on the web tells us, the RBS is synonymous with "the greedy, fat cat bankers, epitomised by Sir Fred Goodwin, who have taken our money and gambled it recklessly."

Not that sexy Susie would ever do anything like that, of course. Perish the thought of her with a "greedy fatcat" like Fred! No, our Susie has reached the giddy corporate heights under her own steam. Just look at her if you doubt that: you can just bet that she goes like a steam engine, can't you?

No, this Order of the Burning Buttocks is awarded because Susie just oozes bedroom sensuality and comes over in her photos as a sexy little minx who needs to be taken firmly in hand. With that in mind it only remain for me to say:


Anonymous said...

Porn and politics: what a wonderful combination!

Aristotle said...

She certainly looks like a young minx and I'm sure that she will be the owner of a very smackable backside......which is another way of saying that I heartily agree that she should be awarded an OBB!!


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