With thanks to Raven Red, photos are emerging which prove that this blog was right to award an Order of the Burning Buttocks to Pippa Middleton. Now we award it to her again on the basis of this frankly disgusting photo that has emerged showing her grinding her luscious rump into some fellow's groin. On that basis we award her yet another OBB for being the sauciest young minx that we have ever seen.
13 comments:
OBB? Yet another stolen idea from Janus. You really have no imagination of your own do you?
Hello Frankie, how they hanging, mate?
Janus had the Order of the Burning Bum or Butt, I forget which, and mine is slightly different, but the idea comes from them. Look upon it as a homage, or something, and then go and pull your foreskin over your head and wank yourself to death.
LOL!! Yea gods, nothing worse than a troll commenting on a blog.
And dear troll, OBB (which appears to be your problem, and not the actual full name) can also be:
Old Blue Box
OutBack Bound
Oklahoma Business Bulletin
Old Battleship
(refer to google - if you can)
but I think the one that suits you the best:
Original Bidet Bottle. (use it or not...)
Oh, and next time, before leaving insulting comments - what about leaving a name. I rather despise cowards.
Best not to read too much into a pisshead's comments, Raven. Check the time when he wrote - the bottle had him in its grasp.
What a pathetic pair you are although I rather looks like you are one and the same person, sad indeed.
Frankie, go and look at Raven's blog. Are you really such a lush that you cannot spot the difference in writing styles? Jesus, English is her second language, you spastic, can't you see that?
Forget it - get back on the bottle.
(roll eyes)
Skrik wakker, maar as jy wakker skrik, moet jou net nie doodskrik nie.
Trust me I am very real, use google to translate if you wish. Now, I am going to go to bed, really to tired to care about trolls at this time of the night.
You called him Frankie, Uncle Nick. How do you know that is his name when he wrote anonymously as I am doing.
Can you tell my name?
Frankie is a provincial yob with ideas above himself. The reality of his situation hit him eventually and that was when he took comfort in the bottle. He always writes late at night, when only the pissheads are around the web, so that was my first clue to his identity.
His jibes directed at me provided the second. He just doesn't like the fact that blogs, downloads, and social media are the future of the porn trade. Being yesterday's man he cannot get to grips with today, let alone tomorrow.
Using terms like spastic only makes you look like the total imbecile that you are. I don't know who the hell 'Frankie' is? Is it some kind of rhyming slang? You do sound like an uneducated barrow boy after all. "Writing styles??
All I can see is that yours is abysmal. No wonder you can't make a living at it and have to sit on the internet all day trying (vainly I suspect) to make friends.
Frankie,
There is only one total and utter spastic who uses an Apple-Crap with colour depth of 24 bits, running on BT as the ISP. That total and utter spastic is you, Frankie, isn't it? It is the same information that I gleaned when you were writing to me, you stupid, total and utter spastic.
Look, the pubs are open all the time these days. Why not just go out and get another one down your neck?
Hi Nick
To change the subject from the pathetic dialog above - hope you are done!
Oh, I do have something to add: Frankie I can assure you that Nick and Raven are two entirely different people if you not managed to work that out by now!
I thought the following link may be of interest to you and the other Pippa Middleton admirers:http://www.channel24.co.za/Movies/News/Pippa-Middleton-offered-porn-role-20110509
In fact when I first saw the headline, I wondered whether you were behind the offer. lol
Best regards
Heavyhand
Heavy-hand - what a pleasure!
Yeah, I know, but what can I do? Frankie is just such an entertainment that I really can't let go. He is the original gift that keeps on giving...
Of course you do know Raven personally, don't you? Well, her bottom at any rate. If memory serves me right she is due to present it to you tomorrow...
I have already seen the offer of porn work that was sent to Pippa - I'll bet the spoilsport rejects it.
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