Wednesday, 9 March 2011

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Fergie

Today's Order of the Burning Buttocks is awarded to Sarah, Duchess of York, otherwise known as Fergie. Prince Andrew's ex-wife has been driving everyone nuts for years but she does have her moments. For instance, she was streets ahead of dopey Di in the fuckability stakes, and wearing a necklace given to her by an old boyfriend that had the letters BJQ on it was inspired. Those letters stand for Blow Job Queen, in case you were wondering... 

Alas although she has many things going for her, Fergie is incapable of getting her finances under control, with the result that she causes embarrassment to herself and everyone around her with her slightly off the wall schemes to make money. Schemes that never seem to come to fruition, we might add.

Good a reason as any to see her bent over a knee, with skirt up and panties down, to learn the error of her ways.

Cinema Spankings: Hotte im Paradies


I grabbed this previously unknown German delight from Le Monde de la Fessée, a marvellous site which seems to discover these gems on a regular basis. I think that the French blogger tends to leave an enormous amount of chatter at the start of his clips, so as I do with all of mine I have gone to work on the original and edited it down, for the benefit of my impatient visitors.

The plot seems to revolve around a pimp who has a disobedient whore on his hands. He not only deals with her in the traditional way, he does it in public, with a spanking that can only be described as a punitive delight.

This is probably the best spanking scene from a mainstream film that I have ever seen!

Tuesday, 8 March 2011

Does Prince William spank Kate Middleton?

With the royal wedding now only a month away the question of the moment is does Prince William ever spank Kate Middleton? To be honest I haven't got a clue, but I do know that Kate Middleton upskirts are very popular at the moment and that there is no such thing as a bad hit on this blog. The more the merrier, so if it's Kate Middeton's knickers you are after then this blog is only too happy to provide you with a pervy view. You get waitie Katie, I get my stat porn and we all have banging great blue veiners, fair enough?

Thought for the day: why is BDSM acceptable and spanking not?

According to Raven Red a South African clothing outfit ran an advertising campaign under the slogan of brand spanking new and used images of male and females in poses which suggest that they have just been spanked. Needless to say all hell promptly broke loose, with various liberal types all screaming about  women being abused, whilst completely ignoring the images of submissive men. Raven wonders what was going on and concluded that hypocrisy just ran wild.

That's true but there is something else going on as well. Let's face it, BDSM has become mainstream and legitimate whereas spanking is now a perverted kink that a lot of illiberals want to criminalise. I am convinced that the reason for this is that the former often involves the male as submissive, whilst with spanking we are in our traditional normal role.

For the ideologically pure at heart, BDSM is seen as a post-modern and satirical commentary on the phallocentric hegemony and part of the challenge to it that all good liberals must wage. And the BDSM crowd wear such edgy clothing to boot...

Spanking on the other hand is all about reinforcing the patriarchal stereotype of what constitutes actually existing society,  abuse in other words, carried out by men who cannot accept that the 1950s are over. As for those women who actually rather like a traditional man, well they are obviously suffering from a variant of Stockholm syndrome, and must  be weaned away from the destructive lifestyle that their abusers have forced them into. In other words they are brainless bimbos who cannot think for themselves...

Modern liberalism owes nothing to John Stuart Mill and everything to an illiberal belief in using the coercive power of the state to ensure that we - the rest of us - are forced to accept their vision of how society should be run. Thus BDSM is only one of many practises and lifestyles that are judged to be acceptable in illiberal eyes, whereas spanking is not. It is certainly hypocritical, but it is also a downright pernicious ideology that is at work here.

Monday, 7 March 2011

Cinema Spankings: The Iron Maiden


My late father took me to see the Iron Maiden in about 1963 when it arrived at our local bug hut, since converted into a supermarket. I can remember that he came home from work, grabbed something to eat and took me off to the cinema. Quite what the reason for this midweek treat was has long since faded from memory, but I can remember the film.

Well, I can remember the spanking, as it provided one of those seminal moments in my childhood that helped turn me into the man that I am today. Anne Helm played a rich, spoiled little girl who the audience knew deserved to have her bottom smacked. The only question was would it happen? 

Yes, it did!

Is this the logo for the spanking crowd?

A few days ago I asked if we spankers needed a logo to match the BDSM triskele, or should we just use that as our symbol as well? Quite a debate started and I now want to add my own modest proposal to the pot. Let's use the image of Janus as the symbol that indicates here be a spanking man.

What has a Roman god got to do with spanking? Actually, rather more than a triskele has to do with BDSM if you think about it. Janus is the name of a celebrated spanking magazine that started in the very late 1960s and only ceased production last year. The Janus shop still exists in London, and for a whole generation, Janus is equated with spanking.

However, the beautiful thing about this imagery is that it gives us deniability if we use it on our presentation cards and the like. Janus was a senior figure in the Roman pantheon, he was the divine being who looked ahead to the future and back to the past, the god of beginnings and endings, alpha and omega.


It does not need the sharpest of minds to see that this imagery can be waffled away if a curious vanilla secretary starts asking silly questions about a business card. On the other hand, for anyone in the know, the meaning of the imagery would be immediately apparent.

We don't even need to get involved in the tedious BDSM debate that is going on at present as to how exactly their triskale should be drawn.  People can use any image of Janus that they choose. The important thing is that we all use the image of the Roman god to denote an interest in la cosa nostra.

Sunday, 6 March 2011

Is this a poking or a punishment?

What do we think of this Greek road sign? Well, your favourite uncle reckons that the "other means of payment" bit involves a  motorist bent over to take a good shafting - and isn't that just the way all governments treat the poor, beleaguered driver? Raven Red, who originally found and posted the photo, reckoned that it showed someone being caned... I am dubious about that idea.

OK, fellas, democracy in action, what do you think?  A motorist bent over for some good vigorous knobbing from government or getting caned by the same body?

Saturday, 5 March 2011

Top 12 Tips & Toys to Break into the World of Bondage

You and your girl are looking for a little change to your bedroom play. Vanilla couples can be afraid of the word “bondage” and don’t understand how it can take your lovemaking to new heights. Start out gradually and work your way up the kink ladder. Be sure to discuss this in detail together first, however, and learn safety techniques before you play.

1. Try something innocent like tying her up with a silk scarf. Make sure you do it lose and keep the atmosphere light. This is a good first step into your new sexual explorations.

2. A blindfold is very sensual, and not too intimidating. Remember 9 ½ Weeks! Use a blindfold and feed your lover different treats, or try out various new sex toys to play with.

3. The next step would be something like comfortable restraints or handcuffs. Pipedreams has a Fetish Fantasy series created for beginning couples—pick up the Master & Servant Set with velvet cuffs. Alternately, Furry Cuffs can be more comfortable and not as assuming.

4. Next you might want to have her dress the part and look like a dominatrix while you let her take the reins. A leather corset and some leather thong underwear is a sexy combo. A latex dress can be pretty damn hot, too.

5. Whips can be exciting, but need to be used properly. The Tickle and Whip are a fun way to start and the best of both worlds. Make sure you take lessons before you can graduate up to a full-fledged whip though.

6. Collars and leashes are sexy and a gentle way for you to dominate her a bit. Lead her around and play puppy. Just make sure the collar isn’t two tight (use the two to three finger rule).

7. Nipple clamps can be fun—but you need to slowly tighten them. Some women have sensitive nipples, but then again that can be a plus.

8. Some guys like classic metal cock rings - they are considered a bondage item. Make sure and measure your cock when it’s erect or just stick to stretchy cockrings. Sometimes, it’s best to buy them in sets, to determine the correct size. The next step up from cock rings are ball spreaders. If you like the scene, you might want to pick one up.

9. Sex harnesses can bind you together and increase the orgasm level on both ends—you can get some great sex positions with one.

10. Ball gags look hot on, but can hurt the jaw. Pick up a beginner ball gag and work your way up some serious headgear.

11. Hoods can be sexy and daunting at the same time. Like blindfolds they remove sight, so are great for sensation play, taking it a bit further by muffling sound as well. And, your partner’s mouth is still available to service you.

12. And if you want to take it to another level, you can try a little electro-sex therapy on her sensitive parts. You control the intensity level and you’ll definitely want to start out low and work your way up. Lots of women (and men) are extremely turned on by these.

Remember to talk about these types of play with your partner before you try them. And, learn as much about bondage before trying some of these toys. We recommend the Bondage for Beginner's Book for more ideas on how to play safely with bondage, and Nina Hartley's Guide to Erotic Bondage DVD.

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Friday, 4 March 2011

Thought for the day: why are there so many tossers around?

Not the funniest of cartoons is it? Raven posted it at her place last night because she was at a loss for something to put up, and you have to admit that the best you can say about it is that it is sort of amusing.

The problem is that a blogger called Michael then decided to give her grief over the image and Raven spent the whole of today having the fucking vapours and has now deleted her posting. I tell you - I haven't seen such hysteria since Great Aunt Maggie got her left tit caught in the mangler. Anyway, to cut a long and boring story short my whole day has been a waste and it looks like my plans to get to the swill shop are probably going to have to be forgotten about as well. All because I need to hold Raven's fucking hand; all because of this cunt.

Reading his old wank the first thing that strikes any genuine man is what a complete and utter tosser this loser is.The pathetic attack he launches on another man, with a level of obsequiousness towards bloody women that would be embarrassing in  a head waiter, but from a so called dominant man? Do me a fucking favour...

I have posted about Marina a bit this week. When she got pregnant with what would become my second or third son - depending if the rumour of a Rhodesian offspring turns out to be true or not - my wife screamed at me, wanting to know if I was ever going to be faithful? I told her that if she wanted faithfulness in a male she should get a fucking dog. I am a man and I shag; I am not a pussy whipped little batty boy, pathetically begging for favours.

Do me a favour, tosspot? Fuck off and die. Well, the dying is not strictly speaking necessary, but the fucking off part most certainly is.

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Taylor

Say hello to Taylor, the nom de guerre of a 26 year old Florida girl who wants to get her own back on her ex-boyfriend by selling his clothes off on eBay. Actually, there is a bit more to it than that as Taylor is modelling the clothes in poses that leave little to the imagination since she shows just about everything but her face and then  gloats about what she is doing all over the web.

This silly little girl needs her bottom smacking for two reasons:

Firstly, she assumes that her ex-boyfriend will be embarrassed, or ashamed, of her poses. Actually what he will do is tell all and sundry to take a look at what he used to fuck. "See that arse? I looked at that whilst I was riveting  her doggie-style," is what he will say, with a nudge and a wink as someone gets him another beer. For knowing nothing about blokes and how we are wired up, this girl deserves a paddling at least.

Secondly, she is assuming that everyone will work to the script that she has written, but that is not going to happen. The media are quite happy to build her up, but once the story starts to sag then they will give it a boost by running a photo of her face and giving her full name and address. That's all anyone needs because the rest of her has already been posted. Of course the ex could always release a facial shot himself - or maybe that video they made together that shows him slipping her a length? Surely all this should have been obvious to anyone who doesn't  have a bra size larger than her IQ? Well that obviously excludes Taylor, doesn't it?

For both those reasons Uncle Nick is therefore pleased to award this first ever Order of the Burning Buttocks to Taylor, the foolish Floridian slapper:

Come here little girl: you know that you deserve this!

Should spankers adopt the BDSM triskele?

Should the spankers have their own logo, or should we just accept the BDSM triskele as pictured on the left?

I take the view that we are all under the BDSM umbrella, but I do accept that I am in the minority here. Most spankers seem to believe that we are as far from BDSM as chalk is from cheese. I have had far more conversations than I care to remember with spankers who have propounded that view ad nauseam et ad infinitum...  For my part I think that we should concentrate on the areas where the two connect, and not constantly harp on about our differences.

I did think about having some business cards printed up using the OTK shadow, but that is far too obvious for day to day use. It would be great if someone could come up with a spankers' logo to match the BDSM triskele, but pending that happy day we should accept what already exists and go with that flow. The triskele is discrete enough so that people who are not into la cosa nostra will not be disturbed by it, and it announces our presence to those in the know.

What do people think about this? Should we have our own emblem or just use the already existing BDSM one?

Thursday, 3 March 2011

Yet another Brazilian spanking


Yet another Brazilian soap opera spanking. The clip ends rather abruptly, but that is all there is the the spanking, as the original episode cuts to another scene of people standing in a town square, before fading to the end credits. You want to know what is going on? The usual story of hysterical Latin types screaming at one another, before a father takes his belt off to punish his daughter.

Thought for the day: on the spanking of children

Wandering around the web I see quite a few comments from people who believe that spanking should not be used on children and I tend to agree. The little bastards should be milking the cows, running errands or doing their homework and not enjoying themselves.

Wednesday, 2 March 2011

Marina's Video Spanking


How this spanking video came to be made in late 1997 is a tale worth telling. It wasn't my first ever spanking epic, since I had been involved in video production in the UK, but it was my first Mexican effort and it wasn't even made to sell originally - the videoing was part of a punishment.

As you may have gathered if you have read my previous posts about this girl, Marina is not the easiest of females to keep in line. It is not that she is stupid, because she isn't. There cannot be many English girls who use words like "eclectic" in their everyday speech and when the Moose does it she is speaking her second language.

The problem is that she does things on a whim, without thinking through the consequences of her actions. Thus it came to pass that one fine day the good Moose decided to polish the knob of an American named Mike. Under normal circumstances I wouldn't have worried - good libertine that I am I think that a woman should be encouraged to spread herself like margarine, not least because that way she can hardly complain when I stretch out an extra-curricular pussy or two. However on this occasion her antics interfered with our previously arranged plans for the day and up with that I would not put. I mean I didn't mind friend Mike waiting patiently until I had finished but I was damned if I was going to wait for him to shoot his wad, wipe his cock on the curtain and then leave. Anyway there was a blazing row between myself and a certain moose and I decided that the punishment was going to be rather special.

Making a video just struck me as an obvious way to make a punishment that much more special. Marina knew that she was going to pay a trip across my knee, but she had no idea that she would end up as an internet starlet. Neither did I come to that, but more about that later. For the moment I met her on the day of judgement and took her to a hotel. As we walked to the room she looked quizzically at my bag which she had never seen before.

"What are you carrying in there?"

"A video camera."

"Oh - that's nice. Are you going to make a video" She can say the daftest things at times, can this  Moose.

"Yes, I am going to video you having your bare bottom smacked."

"Nooooo!"

"Yes!" I did too, as you can see.

How did the clip end up all over the web? It didn't for a while because back in those dim and distant days there was no market for clips. A punter would buy a VHS tape that ran for about 50 minutes, the bulk of which was padding, and nobody had even thought of selling clips. It's obvious when you think about it because back in those days we were all using dial-up connections and downloading a 50 meg clip would have taken forever. So Marina's Spanking only circulated as a very small file amongst the members of my Yahoo spanking group in Mexico.

With the advent of broadband a better quality version could be finally offered for sale, but I have to admit it is not up to today's standards. Still, it's not a bad little clip and Marina looked very sweet across my knee with her bottom on display. Being a Mexican her bottom is naturally as red as the rest of her, but I am pleased to say that I reddened it a bit more that day!

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Tuesday, 1 March 2011

Marina's Spanking, Part Two

I loaded Marina into my car and headed off the short distance to Tlalpan and its famous hotels. For those of you who don't know much about Latin types all you really need to know is that they live in enormous family groups where privacy is at a premium. Thus the lovers' hotels which rent rooms por un rato - for a short while - usually three hours. Contrary to what you may think most of these places are light, spacious and very clean, and the one that I had in mind provided a perfect setting in which to teach a young lady to arrive on time in future.

The car was parked in the underground car park and I decanted Marina from the car and marched her slowly to the short flight of stairs that led to reception. We had to walk slowly because Marina was trying to dawdle when she wasn't pulling away from me. A firm smack to the rump had her wincing, but put paid to most of her antics and at least I could get her to reception. Once there I paid for the room, collected the key, took Marina by the arm again and walked her to the the lift.

Our room was on the third floor and was fairly typical of the Tlalpan hotels - I sometimes get the feeling that they are all built to a standard pattern. A large bathroom led off to the left of the main door as we walked in, then a short passage with a mirror and table taking up one wall, and finally the bedroom itself with about half the space taken up with the giant king sized bed that had a mirror in the ceiling above it. At the foot was an armchair and on the other wall a a dressing table and stool. That was about it, as you can forget closets and coat hangers in those places since nobody brings any luggage.

Marina started to giggle, rather deliciously I thought, as she looked at the bed.

"What are you going to do?" she asked, although she already knew the answer.

"I am going to put you over my knee, lift up your skirt, take down your panties, and then smack your bare bottom very hard," I told her, trying my best not to smile.

Marina stuck her lower lip over the upper one. She looked so funny that I could stop laughing.

"What's so funny?"

"You look like a moose," I told her.

"A moose? How do they look?"

I stuck out my lower lip by way of an answer and Marina dissolved into a fit of giggles. She shook her head and then wrapped her arms around my neck.
"I am going to call you Moose," I said. And I did, too, and still do to this day.

"But don't spank me... At least not very hard," Marina pleaded, doing her best not to show her excitement.

"Listen to me, young lady," I replied, trying my best to be stern. "I decide when you are going to be spanked, I decide how hard it will be, and I decide when it is over - understand?"

Marina went back into moose mode, with the lower lip firmly planted above its counterpart above. She tried to dig her heels into the carpet so I just grabbed that arm of her once again and stepped backwards until my legs rested against the bed. Then I sat down pulling the Moose over my left thigh, and immediately locking her thighs in position with my right leg. As I did that I brushed her dress up and once she was firmly locked into position I calmly raised the dress to reveal an exquisitely rounded bottom, tightly encased in black bikini panties. These I peeled down to mid thigh and was rewarded with a yelp and squeal as the frothy confections were lowered to leave Marina's red-brown bottom unprotected.

I gave the bottom a friendly pat - well, I thought it was friendly, but Marina obviously didn't as she yelped a protest and tried to cover her bottom with a hand. Silly girl as it was the work of a moment to take her wrist in my free hand and fold it into the small of her back.

"No, now, we can't have you covering your bottom, can we? How can I spank you if your hand is in the way?" I thought that my questions were quite reasonable, and still do come to think about it, but all Marina did was wriggle like an eel across my lap, all the while giggling and complaining in equal measures. Females - what can you do with them?

Well, what I did with that particular female was spank her, not to soundly, but firmly enough to teach her who wore the trousers in that budding relationship. I remember giving her six vigorous slaps, alternating first one cheek and then the other, and pausing between each smack to let the sensation creep into Marina's flesh as I took control of her across my knee.

"I hurts!"

"Of course it hurts, you silly girl," I told her, ever the teacher to my young pupil.

"Then stop it," Marina yelped, wriggling like a very wet and slippery eel indeed to break free.

"Remember what I told you? I decide when your spanking is over," I said, landing a further half dozen smacks on those luscious bottom cheeks. I wasn't angry with her, not really, but I still don't think it did her any harm to think that her behaviour had earned her a sounder spanking than would otherwise have been the case.

Marina stopped struggling and lay across my knee like a good girl should, so I brought her spanking to a close. She had received about a dozen smacks, firmly laid on, but not punitively so and was grinning broadly when I let her up. Give the girl credit but she gave me a lovely kiss and then put her arms around my neck.

I reached behind her and slowly unzipped her dress. Standing Marina up meant that it fell to the floor and the lady stepped out of it. I picked the garment up and by the time I looked up I saw that she had already unhooked her own bra, having already discarded her panties. Without further ado Marina then climbed into bed.

"Are you going to keep me waiting long?"

I couldn't believe the question, nor the saucy tone in her voice, from what I had fondly imagined to be a sweet little girl who had maybe had at most a couple of lovers in her life. I must have said as much to Marina who promptly began to count off the number of cocks that she had ridden thus far - at least it gave me time to get undressed  and clamber into bed. The problem was that she still didn't shut up about her previous rides...

"And then there was Pedro, he's at la Universidad del Valle now, and he is very, very Catholic and gets horribly upset at what we do together. He want to be a priest and I think he worries that I may send him to hell, or something. . ."

On and on she rattled and the only way to shut such a woman up is to fuck her so I did. I pushed Marina onto her back, climbed aboard her and placed my cock in her hand.

"Oh, you're ready," she squealed, gripping my hardness firmly. "So am I," she announced, placing my cock into the entrance to paradise.

We made love, and it was quite simply wonderful. There was no hurry and we talked as we fucked, with Marina breaking off from time to time to nibble my neck, something which I find irresistible, but which almost every other woman has had to be told to do, but which Marina did instinctively - I told you that she was made for the bedroom, didn't I?

We were together for some years and still keep in touch from time to time. I helped her find work as an English teacher and she quickly began to supplement that with activities of a more intimate nature involving the wealthy executives that she taught. Today she divides her time between Mexico City and Miami, where she spends about a week every month, as the very personal assistant to an American businessman.

Let's wish her luck, shall we?

TV Spankings: Love Me Not (Bonanza)


Chatting to Raven Red a short while ago I realised just how out of sorts she is at the moment. Her posting shows that even if I hadn't already realised it from her words. She mentioned how much she had enjoyed last week's clip from Bonanza and bemoaned the fact that it was not the father who administered the spanking. I told her that there was another episode that did feature Lorne Green spanking a girl and the lady became quite excited at the thought of seeing it. Being the decent cove that I am I went off and got it and now she and you can enjoy the clip here.

I remember this episode of Bonanza from almost half a century ago. The image of the girl kicking and squealing during her spanking and then walking down stairs rubbing her bottom is one that is engraved in my memory. It is nice to see that it is still a good sequence even after all those years.

Monday, 28 February 2011

Marina's Spanking Part One

There is an old saying that a good mistress keeps a bad marriage alive, and as such Marina was probably the best mistress that any man could wish for. Needless to say she couldn't cook for toffee, but went like a steam engine in bed, could deep throat without gagging, and was willing to let me sleep after my labour's were over - what more could any man reasonably ask for?

We met in late 1997 when I was a 41 year old working at a university in Mexico City and Marina was a student aged 19. Mexico is nothing like England so bedding a female student is no big deal, but alas for me I didn't take into account the pecking order, and I managed to annoy a senior figure who wanted her for himself. With my usual lack of tact I just shouldered my way past everyone with my "excuse me, excuse me, get out of my fucking way, cos this one's mine" air about me and left that very senior figure with his dick in his hand - anyway if he reads this then he can rest assured that I stretched Marina's pussy on many occasions over the years that we were together and he need not worry that she was not well seen to. Ahem...

Enough of this merry banter: we are here to discuss la cosa nostra, aren't we? I suppose that you want to know about the first time I had this delightful young trollop across my knee, don't you? Well, it happened on our first date, and before I had even poked her. That's right: her knickers came down for matters disciplinary before sex was even considered... Well, sort of...

We arranged to meet the first time in the university's car park. I need to point out at this juncture that le tout Mexico would not be seen dead in public transport so just about every student came in their own car; thus the car park was spread over several acres of space. Anyway, we managed to miss each other, at least that was Marina's version of events, but I have always believed that she mixed up the time and actually didn't show up.

The second attempt came a day or so later and involved a rather nice restaurant called Sanborne's part of a chain that dots to country. At least I could sit down and smoke in air-conditioned comfort, which was a good thing because Marina did not show up that day, either.

I checked my e-mail as soon as I got home - hard though it is to believe, but most people in 1997 did not have a mobile 'phone - and read her litany of excuses that all seemed to involve a silly girl getting lost by taking a succession of wrong turns. So we made a third date and I told her quite simply that if she was even late, never mind failing to show up, I was going to smack her bare bottom hard. Marina swallowed hard and nodded her head as that information was relayed to her, but I don't think that she really believed me, which was a pretty big mistake on her part when you think about it.

The good news is that Marina actually turned up the third time, but the bad news for her bottom was that she arrived about half and hour late. The Mexicans, like most native peoples, have a very free and easy attitude to time, so when madam did show up, wafting expensive perfume in her wake, it was with an air of total nonchalance on her exquisitely carved features.

After the usual air kissing that Mexicans love so much, Marina sat down and fished a Virginia Slim out of her handbag - Gucci, of course. She sat in front of me with a big grin on her face, waiting for me to light her cigarette for her. That I did, concealing my own grin with some difficulty.

"What are we going to do?" Marina was all wide-eyed and enthusiastic and she sent away the waitress with a practised wave of her hand.

"I plan to take you to Tlalpan," I replied, naming one of the main avenues that leads into the centre of Mexico City.

"Tlalpan? What are we going to do there"

"We are going to a hotel."

"Really?" Marina began to wriggle deliciously in her seat at the thought.

"Yes," I told her, as I signalled for my bill. "Or would you prefer it if I smacked your bare bottom here and now?"

"Nooooo! What have I done? You can't be serious!"

Alas for Marina's bottom, I was very serious indeed.

Brazilian TV Spanking


Brazilian soap operas have a good reputation for spanking scenes, and it is nice to find this one which most of you will never have seen before. Alas I don't know the name of the opera or who the participants are, and not only that, but the awful Russian dubbing that has been added on over the original Portuguese soundtrack means that I can't even have a bash at a translation.

Still, I am sure that the heroine deserved her spanking, which the hero lays on with gusto. They end up kissing afterwards so she obviously felt that she deserved it. Or something.

Sunday, 27 February 2011

Prefects' Punishment

Two members of the sixth form at an exclusive girls' school have been found guilty of gross and wilful disobedience. Both girls are stripped of their dignity along with their knickers and both must bend for the fearsome cane and then accept the cruel ministrations of the tawse. 

This is a very early video, made in about 1980, and is a classic of its kind. Download it here.

Saturday, 26 February 2011

Torygraph invents spanking scandal

The Daily Telegraph appears to be seriously hard up for a story because they have complained that a "stripping and spanking video game has been awarded a 12 certificate." The story is bollocks, of course, but it gives the Torygraph a chance to fulminate whilst at the same time running a still from the game in the hope of tickling their readers' fancies.

YouTube has a trailer for the game, which is called We Dare, but I reckon that you would be better off paying a trip to my very own clips' store and downloading something far, far tastier than this load of old tosh.
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