Kate & Pippa Middleton: Tit Contest

Okay, folks, it's pretty obvious that this is an attempt to boost the old stat porn, but so long as we are all happy with that...

Which Middleton girl has the nicer tits, Kate at the top or Pippa down below?

I must be honest and say that the pair of 'em have pairs that are a bit on the small side. If like me you enjoy grabbing a bouncer in each hand, sticking your head between 'em and saying "Brrrrrrr," then you are going to be disappointed with those knockers.

On the other hand there is enough for the rider to grab hold of as he spurs his chosen filly down the final furlong to glory.

Waity Katie, or Perky Pippa - which one carries the set for you?

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