Lindsay Lohan, you have persistently and wilfully broken the terms of your probation and this court has no alternative but to award you a sentence that will remain in your mind long after the marks have left your bottom. It is the judgement of this court that you be taken immediately to the punishment room and there given 12 strokes of the senior cane across your bare bottom. Take her down...
If only it were thus. As it is all we can really do is award this insolent young madam an Order of the Burning Buttocks and hope that word of it gets through to her and that it encourages her to mend her ways.
2 comments:
What a delightful target Lindsay's bottom will provide for the cane. It is certain that 12 of the best will assist her in mending her ways.
Aristotle
I think for a hardened 'druggie' like miss Lohan a 12 stroke caning would of necessity be only the beginning.
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