An on-line sex toys retailer has been in touch with your favourite loving uncle, seeking to divert him from the one true path. They were told that Uncle Nick is not for sale - but can be rented for the half hour or so if the price and product are both right.
Looking through their selection of bondage toys I was taken with the naughty ruler pictured on the left. I imagine that it would be great if you were into roleplay, obviously the scenario being that of the strict schoolmaster, walking up and down the rows of desks and bringing the ruler down on the knuckles of the truly indolent. Given that this is roleplay it might not just be the knuckles that come in for the treatment either.
