Samantha Cameron: Beach Bum

I must confess that I've never really thought of Samantha Cameron with anything other than indifference until I saw this photo today. Yes, she does have a smackable rear end, doesn't she?

The tits are a bit scrawny as you can see from the photo below which was taken in August of last year. Given that Dave has filled a cabinet with big tits you kind of wonder where he went wrong, but all in all she's not a bad bit of stuff.

Cheers: Egotastic!

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Andrea Benítez

Let's give an Order of the Burning Buttocks to Miss Andrea Benítez, the youngest daughter of Humberto Benítez Treviño, who is the head of Profeco, the Mexican federal consumer protection agency.

On the 26 April Andrea arrived at a restaurant with a girlfriend and had to wait for a table. She sent a few tweets out objecting to this, but they were not the problem. Then she moaned to the floor manager and told him how very important she was before leaving in a huff, but that is not important either.

What is important is that the saucy young madam then called up someone in Profeco who then sent out a squad to close the restaurant down on various spurious grounds.

What the silly little mare forgot is that this eatery fills up with people who are just as important as she is and they promptly began taking photos of the closure and calling their journalistic contacts. Within hours the place was open again and daddy was on national TV giving a demonstration of a shit eating grin.

The 15 May is Mothers' Day in Mexico and Humberto had previously said that he would use a firm hand on restaurants that raised their prices on that day. The question everyone one in Mexico is asking is did he use the same firm hand on his daughter's bottom when he got hold of her?

Come here young lady: you know that you deserve this!

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Gwyneth Paltrow

I am just as much a Gwyneth Paltrow fan as the next man, and I thoroughly enjoy it whenever she flashes the old upskirt to keep our interest in her career alive. That said, if she is going to flash then she should wear something that is worth perving over, and that is certainly not the case with these pretty ordinary knicks that she is displaying here.

Come on, Gwyneth, you can do better than that, and so disgusted are we that an order of the Burning Buttocks is hearby awarded to Miss Gwyneth Paltrow for this terribly poor showing.

Come here you lady: you know that you deserve this!

New competition: name the book

My new book needs a title and this competition is about finding one.  Suggest titles in the comment box to this post and the one that tickles my fancy not only gets a free copy of the book, but a mention in the dedication! What more could any bibliophile want?

The book  will detail what I think of as the top ten real life spankings of the 20th century. I will give as much detail as possible about each event and include links to the original sources for anyone who wants to read what the journalists of the time were saying. It's going to be very short, probably no more than 15,000 words, and will be available as an e-book only.

That's what the book is about and what it will be like. Now all it needs is a title: over to you folks!

Blinking in the light...

I did not expect to have to close the blog for so long and I apologise to both my readers for my failure to update. As you know I was out of the country for quite a while, and then when I finally got back it was to find waves of family and other problems just waiting their turn to hit me. I would like to claim that it is all over now, but that would be a lie as it looks like I will have to go through the upheaval of changing address later on this year. I shall probably bite the bullet and leave England again, but my final destination is still uncertain. Yeah, I know, I have a bit of the old gypsy in me.

However, none of this is sufficient reason why this blog should remain in clover so I am taking the opportunity presented by this wonderfully sunny 1st May to let you know that the site is now up and running again. I cannot promise daily posts, but I can promise several a month.

It's nice to be back!