Canings & Consequences

Canings and Consequences is now out, and it's the first book that I have published that was not written by me. That said, I'm keeping with the theme of publishing works that deal with real-life CP, even if it is heavily fictionalised.

George Harlow is the pen name of the writer, and he is the owner of Moonglow, Britain's premier CP video company. You may find it hard to believe, but George is a public school, and Oxford educated, former City of London banker.

Back in the 1990s he was working in the City when he met Melanie, a rather nasty piece of work who tried to take him for a ride and ended up with a backside that paid the price for her foolishness.

Then along came Debbie, a lovely girl from a decent family who fell into George's clutches quite by chance. So as Malanie moved out of his life, Debbie moved in, with the case that had been used to thrash one then being used to correct the manners of the other.

If you enjoy reading accounts of genuinely dominant men who know how to keep their females under control then you will love Canings and Consequences.

Buy it from:

Amazon UK  

Amazon USA

Smashwords

Bouncin' Bums

Dunno about you, but I could watch 'em bounce all day.

If you ever do get bored, there's lots more bouncin' bums here.

Taken In Hand: Genuine Twentieth Century Spankings has now been published

Here is my latest book, folks, and I hope it meets with your approval.

I take the view that there is only one thing better than a spanking story and that is a real life spanking story. I wrote Taken in Hand with the intention of giving you ten of the very best accounts of real life, top notch spankings from the last century.

From naughty suffragettes,  via insolent flappers to disobedient wives, I have looked through the newspaper files to find you the very best accounts of genuine spankings, with the aim of tickling your fancies.

The 12,000 word  e-book is available at just £1.00 or $1.50 for my American readers. As always you can get it at Amazon UK, Amazon USA, and Smashwords.

How not to make a spanking video

Here is an object lesson in how not to make a CP video.

Back in the late 70s and early 80s a lot of softcore producers decided to add a spanking or caning scene to their epics to try to add to the punter roster. The idea was that if the spanking fans could be added to the softcore aficionados then more money could be trousered away by the porn merchant.

The problem was that the models refused to be caned, but that did not deter the merchants who figured that if Johnny Punter was mug enough to buy videos featuring girls who were not actually being fucked, then he would be quite happy to also shell out for videos that featured girls who were not actually being caned...

Hence this appalling video which features a girl who is obviously thickly padded and not feeling a thing being whacked by a big haired dude with a frown on his face. The caning is not bad, but the problem is that it is so clearly faked that it just makes the viewer laugh. Needless to say, few of these videos were ever made, but they stand as an example of how not the do things.

On the other hand here is a link to some very good videos indeed!

British erotica under attack

The British press is going through another one of its periodic bouts of sanctimonious, self-righteous gittery with the result that W.H. Smith has taken its entire e-book site down. The Daily Mail led the charge with the claim that "disturbingly graffic content" was on sale "next to children's books." The fact that the Daily Mail  has its very own softcore sidebar of shame is of course to be overlooked completely in the drive to get the spiritual daughters of Mary Whitehouse all clucking like lobotomised hens. And drive sales, let's not forget that.

At the moment the press only seem to be concentrating on the rape and incest novels, but I suspect that the rest of us will come under attack sooner rather than later. All the more reason to support the writers and publishers of that type of erotica in the hope that when the self-righteous turn on us, we will have a coalition of all the producers to oppose them, not just a few. 

Luckily, Amazon has told the self righteous to get stuffed and it is business as usual at that site. Kobo, which supplied the books for the now offline W.H. Smith site is also adopting a policy of business as usual. Smashwords.com is also running normally as are the smaller sites that cater for pure erotica.

It is unlikely that the press will  go after Amazon as they are too big a fish to swallow. Instead, the Mail will attack the small publishing houses, such as mine, and seek to bring them under new government censorship laws. We could get a rerun of the video nasties nonsense that led to the censoring of a plethora of major Hollywood films in the 1980s. Hard though it may be for younger readers to believe, but The Texas Chainsaw Massacre was banned in this country for many years.

All the more reason for the producers to stick together and for you, the reading public, to stand with us in opposition to this latest lunacy.

Stupid Woman 1

Women sometimes ask me why men don't take them seriously. Here is just one reason amongst thousands...

Welcome to a new feature at this here blog which will allow me to have a laugh at a little girl with a bra sizes larger than her IQ.

Annie Sprinkles Spanking Interview

It's nice to know that Annie Sprinkles has been spanked as this interview shows. It was filmed in about 1975 and the young Annie tells us about her first spanking experience. The nice thing about the clip is that it is comes with scenes of Annie doing what she is good at, which is sucking cock, watersports and getting her shapely rump soundly smacked.

Why has BDSM become mainstream?

I don't normally contribute to newspapers' discussion boards, but this piece in the Telegraph by Rowan Pelling was too good to miss.

To be honest, I am genuinely puzzled by the way in which BDSM has become a mainstream pastime whilst spanking has gone almost underground. My posting was made in the hope that someone would come up with an answer, and that's why I am reposting it here:



Hi, Rowan, and lemme start off by asking you to excuse the cheesy pen name. Back in the day we were all calling ourselves Hugh Janus, Tanya Hyde or Ben Dover. I just haven't changed, that's all. Besides, if you check out my Amazon page, you will see that it is the name I use to write my CP works under, so allow me to use it to comment here.

Here's a thought for you: Why has spanking, the great English pastime, been taken over by BDSM? Not only that but taken over to the extent that BDSM has become respectable whereas spanking is seen as almost beyond the pale? You don't believe me? The University of Birmingham has a fetish society which is basically another name for the BDSM club - how's that for respectability? Needless to say, there is no spanking society.

When I started writing in the 1970s the world seemed to be full of retired colonels who all believed that the smack of firm government began at home or in the office, as applied to recalcitrant wives and naughty secretaries. The fact that they got turned on by all this did not alter the fact that they believed in it as a way of ordering society. My job as a writer was to churn out the fiction that reinforced what they already believed, and make some easy money by doing it.

Your point about Christopher Hitchens and his notion that any man can be made ridiculous by adding "Spanker" to his name is really only true in so far as the male submissive is concerned. Certainly that was Hitchen's point in writing 'The rise and fall of Paul "Spanker" Johnson," which is where the idea first appeared. That brings me back to BDSM which is not just about wearing strange clothing, but often about femdom as well.

You could argue that the retired colonels have all died, but why were they not replaced by their sons and grandsons - we are all the inheritors of our country's past and we walk the paths that our ancestors walked, so why the sea change? Do today's men enjoy being pussy whipped curs? Perhaps I was on holiday when that happened...

Alternatively, since there is still a vast market for traditional spanking stories, it could be that spanking has gone underground, to become the attitude that dare not speak its name, and at the same time BDSM and femdom has become respectable.

 I can sort of see how that happened, but I will be damned if I can understand why it did.

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Susanna Reid

From the Daily Mail comes this story about yet another Susanna Reid upskirt on live television. If she is not chatting up young fellows half her age this 42 year old is busy tightening the trousers of the male viewing public. Has she no shame, we ask ourselves?

Clearly this saucy madam needs to learn that she is still not too old to find herself face down across a man's knee, to suffer the shame as she feels her skirts being raised, and then the utter helplessness as a hand is inserted into the waistband of her panties before peeling them down unceremoniously to mid thigh. Then her bare bottom should be smacked soundly until all that sauciness has been knocked out of her.

Come here, young lady: you know that you deserve this!

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Alice Eve

 Have you ever heard of Alice Eve? That's OK because neither had I until I came across some photos of her at last week's GQ awards. The one that caught my eye is the one above which shows her flashing an old upskirt as she climbs out of her car. What is it about the females of today that they have not been taught how to decant themselves from a car without giving the chaps of the land a perving moment? It is utterly disgraceful behaviour as I am sure that you will agree.

Given that she is the owner of a nice rounded bottom I think that you would agree that there is really only one solution to this naughtiness which is clearly aimed at distracting the men of the land from weighty matters of state.

On that basis we are pleased to award an Order of the Buring Buttocks to Miss Alice Eve, whoever she is, and it now only remains for us to say:

Come here, young lady: you know that you deserve this, and yes, those knickers are coming down!

Farewell to Lupus

Lupus Pictures, the Czech video company has closed. Formerly known as Rigid East the company revolutionised the world of CP video right from the start in 2002. Their use of professional studio facilities, with authentic costumes, props and settings set a new standard for an industry that until then had been accustomed to making videos in some bloke's front room with the curtains drawn.

However, what really made Lupus stand out from the crowd was the severity of the discipline that their girls had to agree to receive. Now, the point has to be made here that many of the British videos were just as severe or even more so, but the British producers used the rota of girls who were well established in the scene - and they were all experienced pro-subs with backsides that a cane just bounces off. The marks do not show in other words and that was not the case with the inexperienced Lupus girls, many of whom were just in it for the money.

As things now stand the old URL now redirects to  a site called Quirkyway.com and already some of the new videos are on offer. It looks to me as if they are moving into the hardcore BDSM world, but why they decided to just dump their back catalogue, with videos now being offered at anything up to a seventy percent discount is anyone's guess.

If anyone can shed any light on what is happening with this outfit please leave the information in the comment box.

Anybody recognise this film?

Does anybody know anything about this French film? The spanking is wonderful for a mainstream cinema release, although I suspect that if it had happened in real life those delightful knickers would just have to have been pulled down to mid thigh.

That said, I just love the way that the man looks pensively at his smarting hand after he has finished correcting the girl and also the way that she goes to bed and lies next to her cuddly toy. Quite a delightful scene, all in all.

So what's the name of the film and does anyone know who the actor and actress are?

Whatever Happened to the Blushes Girls?

Does anybody remember these two little darlings? A chap who does has written to me asking for information about their careers, so here is what little I know:

They shot to fame in the early 1980s with What Bottoms Are For, and an edited version of that video with all the padding removed can be downloaded at the link.

They then went on to make School Reports, and the section featuring them can be found as Two For The Cane at this link. The original video featured the wonderful Anne Proto and that guy who always leered at the camera as he is known in the scene.

As I understand it the girls began their careers in the spanking parties of the day and by an amazing coincidence there seems to be a clip of them performing before a live audience in Spanking Party 2 which you can get by following the link. I say seems to be as the smaller girl is almost certainly the Blushes model, but I am not sure about her taller companion:

The problem with these girls is that they appear on the scene, shoot to stardom, and then just seem to wander off in a trance and are never heard from again. I reckon that the Blushes Girls could make a nice little earner going around the munches selling signed photos of themselves from back in the day.

If anybody has any more information about them please leave a comment in the box. There is at least one guy in England who wants to know!

Spanking the Bride

Does anybody know anything about this rather engaging little clip? It is obviously amateur footage and seems to show a bride on her wedding night receiving a first martial spanking from her new husband. Once she has been corrected to his satisfaction he bends her over so that he can exercise his marital rights over her.

We don't see either of their faces, but the bride is clearly middle aged and if you look closely from the 2.55 minute marker as she lifts her head it looks as if she is wearing a wig.

If anybody knows anything about this clip please leave a comment in the box.

Nigella Lawson: Naughty girl or battered wife?

I don't normally discuss matters like this, but the photos of Charles Saachi and his wife Nigella Lawson at a restaurant are attracting comments, so I thought that I would add my take to the mix.

Raven saw the photos before me and made the point that Nigella is adopting a classic submissive posture in most of the shots and it looks to me as if she is entering sub-space in some of them as well. Given the age difference between them, I reckon that this relationship is one of daddy-daughter and I am rather surprised that nobody else has pointed that out.

The good Raven then went on to say that she thought that Saachi was a prize chump for arguing with Nigella in public and should have damned well known that a public figure like her would attract the photographers whatever she does, so he should not have got involved in this public spat.

My view is that the devil is in the narrative that the press seems to want to create. They could have presented the photos as an example of "Naughty Nigella and a provocation too far," or something similar. When Anita Ekberg was spanked by her then husband in 1971, the noise was enough to awaken the dead and six Rome police arrived at the door to find out what the racket was all about. Once they knew that it was just a wife being spanked by her husband they left and the Times reported the story as "Shades of La Dolce Vita," an obvious play on the title of Ekberg's most famous film.

 So why is Charles Saachi being presented as a villain? Probably because he is a multi-millionaire and doing over an oligarch is seen by the middle class chatterers who write for the press these days as a good in itself.

That is a pity because there is a world of difference between a battered wife and one who behaves as Nigella seemed to be doing in those photos.

Anyone got any opinions?

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Miss Lindsay Mills

I take it that you have all been following the story of Edward Snowden, the National Security Council whistle-blower, who has now taken refuge in Hong Kong? The really sweet thing about all this isn't actually him, but his girlfriend, Lindsay Mills, because Lindsay likes to take pictures of herself. Without many clothes on...

I dunno about you lot, but I have always enjoyed the sight of a pretty girl who likes taking selfies without many clothes on of course. I think to myself as I study her from every angle that there is a girl who really is so very naughty that a damned fine spanking is exactly what she needs.

So I award an Order of the Burning Buttocks to the lovely Miss Lindsay Mills for being just such a tease.

Now come here, you naughty little girl: you know that you deserve this!

An Antique Cane

Do you like the cane? I bought it in an antique shop for £15.00 on Monday. The shop is in the small town of Moffat, a rather agreeable place just north of the Anglo-Scottish border. I stopped there to have a look around and then found the antique shop quite by chance. I went in to see if they had any ivory handled shaving brushes as I have been after one for some time, but alas they had not seen any for years. I was when I was walking around that I saw the glass case with this quite magnificent cane in it.

The case also contained some books, an army cap, and what seemed to be a swagger stick, as well as this amazing implement of corporal correction.

I asked the shopkeeper if he knew the provenance of what I called the long swagger stick, and he told me that the case contained the effects of a now deceased army veteran who had served overseas for many years. He had been in the Black Watch, but the man could not give me any more information. The old fellow had died some years earlier and the bulk of his possessions had already been sold off.

Given that a swagger stick was in the case it is highly likely that this man was a senior NCO and would probably have been responsible for disciplining the native servants, probably those belonging to a senior officer whose house the NCO ran. We will never know where he served, but it is unlikely to have been Africa as canes like this seem to belong more to South and East Asia then anywhere else.

As you can see from this photograph, the cane has been well used over the years. The end is splitting slightly and for some reason the knobbly end and the first four inches or so just below it were varnished at some point. That varnish has now almost entirely gone, which is further proof that this cane was in regular use.

We will never know why our soldier brought the cane over to Scotland when he completed his service abroad. He may had had a wife who needed to be kept in line, or he may have kept it on his wall as a memento of the glory years when orders were barked and rumps were roasted.

Samantha Cameron: Beach Bum

I must confess that I've never really thought of Samantha Cameron with anything other than indifference until I saw this photo today. Yes, she does have a smackable rear end, doesn't she?

The tits are a bit scrawny as you can see from the photo below which was taken in August of last year. Given that Dave has filled a cabinet with big tits you kind of wonder where he went wrong, but all in all she's not a bad bit of stuff.

Cheers: Egotastic!

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Andrea Benítez

Let's give an Order of the Burning Buttocks to Miss Andrea Benítez, the youngest daughter of Humberto Benítez Treviño, who is the head of Profeco, the Mexican federal consumer protection agency.

On the 26 April Andrea arrived at a restaurant with a girlfriend and had to wait for a table. She sent a few tweets out objecting to this, but they were not the problem. Then she moaned to the floor manager and told him how very important she was before leaving in a huff, but that is not important either.

What is important is that the saucy young madam then called up someone in Profeco who then sent out a squad to close the restaurant down on various spurious grounds.

What the silly little mare forgot is that this eatery fills up with people who are just as important as she is and they promptly began taking photos of the closure and calling their journalistic contacts. Within hours the place was open again and daddy was on national TV giving a demonstration of a shit eating grin.

The 15 May is Mothers' Day in Mexico and Humberto had previously said that he would use a firm hand on restaurants that raised their prices on that day. The question everyone one in Mexico is asking is did he use the same firm hand on his daughter's bottom when he got hold of her?

Come here young lady: you know that you deserve this!

Order of the Burning Buttocks: Gwyneth Paltrow

I am just as much a Gwyneth Paltrow fan as the next man, and I thoroughly enjoy it whenever she flashes the old upskirt to keep our interest in her career alive. That said, if she is going to flash then she should wear something that is worth perving over, and that is certainly not the case with these pretty ordinary knicks that she is displaying here.

Come on, Gwyneth, you can do better than that, and so disgusted are we that an order of the Burning Buttocks is hearby awarded to Miss Gwyneth Paltrow for this terribly poor showing.

Come here you lady: you know that you deserve this!

New competition: name the book

My new book needs a title and this competition is about finding one.  Suggest titles in the comment box to this post and the one that tickles my fancy not only gets a free copy of the book, but a mention in the dedication! What more could any bibliophile want?

The book  will detail what I think of as the top ten real life spankings of the 20th century. I will give as much detail as possible about each event and include links to the original sources for anyone who wants to read what the journalists of the time were saying. It's going to be very short, probably no more than 15,000 words, and will be available as an e-book only.

That's what the book is about and what it will be like. Now all it needs is a title: over to you folks!

Blinking in the light...

I did not expect to have to close the blog for so long and I apologise to both my readers for my failure to update. As you know I was out of the country for quite a while, and then when I finally got back it was to find waves of family and other problems just waiting their turn to hit me. I would like to claim that it is all over now, but that would be a lie as it looks like I will have to go through the upheaval of changing address later on this year. I shall probably bite the bullet and leave England again, but my final destination is still uncertain. Yeah, I know, I have a bit of the old gypsy in me.

However, none of this is sufficient reason why this blog should remain in clover so I am taking the opportunity presented by this wonderfully sunny 1st May to let you know that the site is now up and running again. I cannot promise daily posts, but I can promise several a month.

It's nice to be back!

What's happening with the blog?

What is happening with the blog? Well, I think the best thing to do with it is to put it in storage for a few more months whilst I try to sort out quite a few personal matters of my own.

As most of you will know I spend a good few months each year in Mexico, but what you don't know is that this year's trip has turned out to be rather problematical in a lot of ways. To put it in a nutshell, I need to sort out the family problems before I even consider taking up the blog reins again.

Then I have the problem of where to live back in the UK. At the moment I am renting a place in a small mill town, but small towns are not for me and I want to move back to a big city. Sorting that out is not going to be easy, but it has to be done, and again it is something else to worry about, so the blog gets put further into the back of my mind.

When can you expect your pervy pleasures again? I have no firm plan, but May looks like a possibility. If something happens before then I will just restart the blog, but I honestly doubt that will happen.

More when I have it...

Nick