Introducing Vida Garman

Gorgeous, isn't she just? Vida Garman is her name and she was a Page Three model who had a thing about discipline and was a big star 25 years ago. She vanished off to Europe to make hardcore flicks, but anyone over the age of 40 who has an interest in spanking should remember her.

I have spent the day with Vida and other girls just like her. The years have gone by for me and are taking their toll on my body, but once I have cleaned up the old tapes there the little lovelies are, all ready to please another generation of spanko-fans.

Vida starred in quite a few videos and the one that I have in my store is fairly typical of her work. Just click on the photo to go and meet her.

Spanking Cartoon: The Gambols 1

You rarely think of cartoons and spanking in the same breath, unless you are old enough to remember the Gambols from the Daily Express that is. Here is the first of three Gambols' cartoons that feature the much put-upon George Gambol who has been forced to modify his wife Gaye's behaviour via the traditional seat of learning.

Classic British Spanking store now open

Are you old enough to remember the classic British spanking videos of the 1980s? If not, then you must have heard the older generation wax lyrical about those golden years. I have been given access to literally hundreds of spanking videos and am now spending long hours digitalising them, editing out all the boring bits that were added just to pad the videos out, and then uploading them to my very own on-line spanking shop.

Click on this link to pay me a visit.

Victoria's Spanking Stills

I hope that you all enjoyed Victoria's Spanking, the video that I uploaded yesterday. Before and after the shoot I shot ten stills which are now seeing the light of day for the first time. Click on the photo or this link to go to the archive.

Victoria was in her mid 30s when the videos were made and had some previous experience of discipline. Like many Mexican women she had felt her father's belt on more than one occasion as well as her late husband's hand for various martial transgressions. However, she had never been smacked for pleasure and found it a new and rather bewildering experience.

That didn't stop her coming back for more, and next week we shall run the first part of the second video that I shot with her.

Victoria's Spanking

This is the second spanking video that I shot. In case you are wondering, I did not use a cameraman. What I did was shoot one section with the camera focused on the two of us. Then I changed the camera's position to shoot the girl's face. After that it was just a matter of editing the raw footage using Windows Movie Maker. Although I say it myself, the video is rather nice and Victoria the girl who had her bottom smacked certainly knew that her bottom had been smacked when the shoot was over.

Trade Tales: Antonia du Bois

Does anybody remember Antonia du Bois? She appeared on the scene out of nowhere in early 1983 and by the end of the year she had vanished. She did a photo-shoot for Janus which appeared in issue 20. She was interviewed by the magazine for issue 24 and she made her one and only video, The Disciplinarian, also for Janus. You can watch the video here, but what happened to Antonia?

In her interview Antonia told the story of being recognised by two girls on a bus. This story seems to have been half-remembered by people who often claim that her father found out about her activities which forced her to drop out in rather a hurry. Given that the girl really did live in Hampstead, one of the swisher parts of London, that story cannot be entirely ruled out. That said, she must have know what she was getting into before she made her first shoot, so it is stretching credulity a bit.

Another and more likely version is that she had a life as a catalogue model and the agency she worked for warned her that the spanking work might effect her more vanilla activities.

One thing is clear and that is that Antonia was unwilling to take a serious thrashing. If you watch The Disciplinarian then you will see that the screen fades to black some three strokes into what was supposed to be a 12 whack final tawsing. Basically Antonia jumped up, fled the set and refused to return. The video was completed with a voice-over in the hope that nobody would notice.

So what happened to Antonia? My guess is that the demands of video spanking were too much for her. That coupled with the potential loss of earnings from her other work led her to vanish from the scene as quickly as she had arrived on it just a few short months earlier.

Real Life Spankings: The Castle Cafe, Notts, 1973

Back in 1973 Christopher Dearman and his wife Pauline, the owners of the Castle Cafe in Nottingham had an interesting way of keeping their waitresses in line: they caned them. All went well until a certain Elaine Clarke had to bend over twice in one week and complained to her parents who told the police. Luckily the magistrates were an understanding bunch and they only fined Chris and Pauline a tenner on each count.

TV Spankings: Topper

Have you ever seen a ghost being spanked? Neither had I until I saw this clip from an early 1950s television series called Topper. Quite what Anne Jeffreys, the "ghostess with the mostest" had done to deserve going across real-life husband Robert Sterling's knee is lost in the mists of time, but it is an amusing clip.

Spanking screen grabs

Did you enjoy yesterday's free spanking video? Click on the photo above and get 10 screen grabs taken directly from it.

My First Production

Want to watch a free spanking video? Not just a free video, but also the first ever spanking video that I made myself, as opposed to working on someone else's production.

The girl on the receiving end of this punishment was 19 years old the first time that I took her across my knee and this video was shot when she was still the same age in late 1998. I warned her that her behaviour was not acceptable, but she chose to take no notice.

What is a fellow do to?

Ann-Margret Spanked

The actress Ann-Margret receiving a no doubt well earned spanking from her uncle, as photographed by Life Magazine for its 27 January 1961 edition. It was admitted at the time that the spanking was partly in jest but it was also made clear that the uncle took his niece across his knee whenever he felt that her behaviour warranted correction.

Visiting some blogs

Let's have a look at some of the spanking blogs that have taken my eye over recent days.

If you have not visited Spanking Stuff 4 Free then you are not really trying. The blog's owner has a habit of uploading all sorts of free goodies, including any number of videos. Just get over there and see what's on offer today.

Uncle Peter's Spanking Stories is a good place to visit if you want to read scans of old spanking stories from years gone by. British Spanking Mags used to be the same, but Dmitry, the owner, decided that Uncle Peter was nicking his scans for his own blog. Since neither Dmitry nor Uncle Peter have any rights to these stories I just hope that the matter blows over, but until it does Dmitry seems to have put his blog into mothballs. That said there is still a lot of stuff that has been previously posted so make sure you take a trip down memory lane by visiting both sites.

Cinema Spankings: The Roots of Heaven

The Roots of Heaven has one of the finer cinematic spankings and one that I never tire of watching. Although not actually shown, it is obvious from the hand movements at the start of the chastisement that the lady's panties are being pulled down after her skirt has been raised. If you are a fan of the more mature woman on the receiving end of a damned sound paddling, then this clip is certainly one to watch.

Karl Woodgett & the fake Bath University certificates

The problem with the mainstream media is that they often fail to get to the bottom of things. Let's illustrate the point by thrashing out the details of former University of Bath registrar Karl Woodgett, pictured below:

According to the press Karl had a spanking fetish and paid his models by dishing out fake Bath University degree certificates. Actually, what Karl has is a fetish for easy money, and he thought up the fake degree wheeze first and then flogged his fakes for between £500 and £1,000 a throw.

His spanking activities likewise have their origins in a money making wheeze. Karl realised that very few CP sites were using black models, so he set one up. This is the website where he sells his videos, and sources in the trade who have spoken to this blog relate that Karl hit upon the idea of dishing out his fake degrees to the models to avoid having to pay them in hard cash. Let's face it, we are only talking about Bath here so it must have seemed unlikely that anyone would notice, given that the average student at the institution probably finds the act of tying their shoe laces an intellectual challenge.

All in all, Karl seems like our kind of chap!

Real life spanking in the Follies-Bergere

Her real name was Lydia de Lipski, but she danced in the Follies Bergere under the name of Lydia Lova. In either December 1959 or early 1960 poor Lydia was picked up by one Lionel Lesage and bent over his knee for a dose of correction as applied to the traditional seat of learning.

Lydia (36) was a heroine of the French Resistance and the French government awarded her the Légion d'honneur. Unfortunately she couldn't stop talking about it, causing Lionel to admit in court: "I picked her up and spanked her during a party at the Follies-Bergere canteen because I was sick of hearing her talk about her medal."

Alas we do not have a date for her spanking since the only press cutting available is undated, but Time Magazine reported that she was awarded the medal during the first week in December. Thus the chances are that the party that Lionel referred to was probably to celebrate Christmas 1959.

Lionel was fined the equivalent of £36.00 for a spanking that left Lydia with a large bruise on her bottom and meant that she was unable to appear nude on stage for three days.

Mobile Phone Spankings: Late For Hockey

Late For Hockey

Running Time: Four Minutes.

Camilla might now be in the sixth form but she often behaves like a sulky brat from the fourth. Miss Wentworth's patience has run out and, when Camilla's lateness delays the hockey team's bus, she decides that it is time for action. Unfortunately for Camilla she has a highly caneable bottom and Miss Wentworth does not hesitate to stripe it thoroughly. Starring Kami.

Click on this link to download the clip to your UK mobile phone for just £2.00!

Please remember that you may have to contact your phone company to get the adult content lock removed. This is a one-time task and from then on you can receive the best that Moonglow has to offer on your handset.

A spanking in Grosvenor Square?

This photograph is going the rounds again, but sad to report it is a fake. The girl was real and so were the police who were dragging her away from the 1968 anti-Vietnam War demonstration in London's Grosvenor Square. Even the upskirt that she flashed was real, but what wasn't real was the spanking. The policeman's arm has been Photo Shopped in as you can see if you examine the image closely. It is sticking out at a very unnatural angle, and looks as if it is lying on top of the rest of the image. That is because it is lying on top of the rest of the image having been pasted there...

Lovely though it is to think of some saucy young madam getting her comeuppance, it did not happen, at least on that day and in this photograph.

An office spanking

Have you ever seen a real spanking being administered, given one yourself, or been on the receiving end of one? If so, will you share the account with the rest of us? All you have to do is e-mail the story to me at strictuncle.gmail.com and if I like it then I will publish it here.

The following account is from Starman:

It was just over a decade ago and I was on the telephone in my office at the telesales agency that I owned, when the lady applying for the job of supervisor was shown in. My mouth fell open as she sat down without waiting to be invited. She had red hair and wore a very smart dark green business suit, with a skirt that rode a good six inches above her knee as she crossed her legs. I mumbled a quick goodbye into the phone. It turned out that she was 35, married to an army captain and the mother of two teenage children; she also had a figure that reminded me of Liz Hurley. Of course I gave her the job...

For the next nine months I fantasised about putting this sexy woman across my knee. I'm sure she dressed to tease and tantalise us men in the office. One day it was red leather trousers, another a short tan leather skirt, yet another day saw her in white cotton trousers where if the light was just right I could make out her very brief white panties. And then through the winter I had to struggle through glimpses of her in knee-length pencil skirts and black tights. Or were they stockings? And all the time that magnificent cleavage on display. I don't think I ever got much work done. And how her husband could possibly be away from her on manoeveres I have no idea. And she was so confident around the office. I'm sure she thought she could get away with anything around the office. Just putting her hands on the front of my desk and leaning forward was enough to give me palpitations and she knew it. But of course, suggestions of "going for a drink" were met with a swift rebuttal.

Anyway, one day it all changed. One of our projects involved calling a client's list of prospect companies to check that the contact details such as names, addresses, etc, were correct. One day my client called to say that he had made random checks on the list we'd sent back and some of the contacts had left or died years before. The assumption was that we'd not made the calls.I was furious with my supervisor and told her what had happened, which was that he had cancelled our contract. I also told her to ring her husband because she was going to be late. She told me he was away and anyway, she was going to a function that night. That she was changing at work and then was going out.

I was livid the rest of the day and about 6 o'clock, after all the staff had gone she came into my office having changed. Fighting back the lump both in my throat, and one somewhere else, I ordered her to sit down. She was wearing a light green cocktail dress, slashed almost to the middle of her thigh. And tiny straps struggling to hold her breasts in. Of course she was apologetic but I said that wasn't good enough, she'd lost us a major contract and I was going to dismiss her. But she pleaded with me to keep her job and hinted that perhaps there might be another way. Maybe go for a meal, her husband was away, etc.

But I was made of sterner stuff and I read her the riot-act for a good ten minutes. By now she looked like she was going to burst into tears. I said, "I don't know about going for a meal but you've been really stupid and I reckon I should put you over my knee for this. I reckon it's long overdue."

"I bet you would", she replied. "But I'm a married woman. I've got 2 kids for goodness sake"

"Up to you," I replied. "You either get the sack or we deal with it this way and I will have to swallow the loss"

"So I don't have a choice then," she replied. I told her that she didn't and that it would have to be on the bare.

More protesting but pretty soon this gorgeous woman was across my knee. Her cocktail dress up (oh and she did wear black stockings and suspender belt) and skimpiest of red knickers. Not sure whose benefit they were for but I'm sure it wasn't for me. Anyway they were soon around her knees. Obviously, I wasn't stupid and gave her about a dozen really hard smacks which left her crying more in humiliation than pain.

Very satisfying as I'm sure anyone who has ever spanked another man's wife will testify!

Real life spanking on a bus

Spank a girl on a bus and you may end up being charged with failing to behave in a civil and orderly manner. That was what Douglas Haven was charged with for turning 19 year old Shirley Ellison over his knee according to this 13 August 1954 report from The Times.

Shirley was the only passenger that night when the bus failed to stop to pick up a couple who were running to catch it. She complained to Doug and told him that people should put their foot down and complain about such treatment. He replied that little girls who put their feet down then got their bottoms smacked, to which Shirley answered tartly that, "it would take a man to do that."

Alas for young Shirl, she was speaking to a man who proved his masculinity by promptly bending her over his knee and giving her the spanking that her insolence warranted. Unfortunately he did not spank her hard enough as Shirley then slapped his face and took his number, which is how the matter ended up in court.

"It was all done in fun," according to Doug, and the magistrates seem to have agreed with this assessment as they only fined him £3.00 with £2.10 costs. Hardly a whacking great amount even in 1954!

Mobile Phone Spankings: The Beating of Claudette

The Beating of Claudette

Running Time: Three Minutes

Switzerland in the 1950s: Claudette is impish, cheeky and lazy. This is not what the principal of her Swiss finishing school expects to see in a girl At the end of her first term she is called to the punishment room to be taught a novel lesson. Claudette is given ten strokes over her panties, but it is obvious from her behaviour that the lesson has not been learned. She is told to lower the panties and then the punishment is repeated on her bare bottom. This time it seems to have more effect.

Watch this video on your mobile - just click this link and enter your UK mobile telephone number. The video will be sent to your handset. It really is that simple.

Cinema Spankings: Robin Hood

A German version of Robin Hood, filmed in the 1970s if Robin's hairstyle is anything to go by. Unfortunately I cannot speak German, but the spanking is damn fine and on the bare bottom to boot!

Spanking models wanted

Ladies: have you got what it takes to be a spanking model? A new project is about the lift off that will do to the current CP scene what Janus did to the old one 40 years ago: it will blow it away. The company behind the new project is Moonglow, the premier CP video producers in Britain. I have just been appointed as project director, and my first call is for girls!

I don't want to see the same tired old faces: still less the same well-walloped backsides. I want to give a chance for new girls to make their mark in the trade and earn a seriously large amount of money for doing it. Ideally I am looking to recruit ordinary girls who may have received ordinary spankings from their fathers, husbands or boyfriends in the past. Those spanking were to bring you back into line, but the ones that you will get now are for money - and believe me we will be paying very well indeed and in cold hard cash! Even if you have never had your backside warmed up you can still get in touch and we can take this further.

Please send a photo of yourself, along with some details of your age, height and dress size to me, Nick Urzdown at strictuncle@gmail.com. Interviews will be held in London, Birmingham or Lancaster depending on your location.

Spanking Interviews: Jane

Have you ever seen a real spanking being administered, given one yourself, or been on the receiving end of one? If so, will you share the account with the rest of us? All you have to do is e-mail the story to me at strictuncle.gmail.com and if I like it then I will publish it here.

Jane (50) lives in Nottingham and we have known each other for about a decade. This is her account of the first adult spanking that she ever received:

I was 20 in 1980 and my then boyfriend was 38. It was late spring and I was wearing a pink suit that had a skirt that came to just above my knee and a jacket with three-quarter length sleeves.

I was spanked because I walked out on him during a row; we had argued about my friends, people he disapproved of, and he said that I was supposed to be saving up for our marriage. Although I did see them quite a bit, I only went out with them once a week on Friday nights, and I was usually home at my parents by just after midnight.

After the row I went round to his house and found him there alone. He was sitting in a chair and he beckoned me with his index finger to go towards him. I had a sort of rough idea that he was going to do something, but I wasn't sure what it was. You need to remember that I had never been spanked, so I didn't know what was going to happen.

Somehow I found myself over his knee, with my hands touching the floor, not kicking at all. He put his hand over my waist to secure it and gave me twelve smacks over my skirt. My knickers were left in place, they didn't come down. I just closed my eyes and took the smacks. If I had struggled he would have got very angry and I would have had a worse spanking, so thought it better to just lie still and get it over with.

I felt thoroughly humiliated and didn't deserve to be across his knee. When the spanking was over I was let up and I began to cry. I really felt that I hadn't deserved it. He comforted me and we soon made up.

That was my first ever spanking.

Thank you for agreeing to be interviewed, Jane.

Have you ever been spanked?

Have you ever been spanked? An American camera crew went out and asked that question on the streets and the results were interesting to say the least.